Feel like Aldis not sponsoring the ALDS was a bit of a miss.

If you need me I’ll be multitasking by updating my calendar and burning breakfast.

This whole time I thought brat summer was brat(wurst) summer.

I don’t know who needs to hear this. But it’s time to let some of those tabs go.

Best take I've seen so far in regards to Trump's assination attempt.

Me picking up a prescription… I do not need a new notebook. I do not need a new notebook. I do not need a new notebook.

I talked to the people in the back. They’re good with the volume. No need to adjust.

Only days left. Feels a little ominous for an email trying to get me to buy dog toys.

I’m a little confused as to why our agency supplies so much sleep tea in the break room

Just another creatives only holiday party that ended with everyone describing their acid reflux protocols

I believe the official 12 days of deals has begun for everyone celebrating.

I need an HSA for appliances

Remember when “doorbuster” was an internal marcom term?

They should make these virtual meet backgrounds shoppable. Somebody get West Elm on that.

With a puppy. My next house needs a zoomies room.

If you add sweetener and flavor, these hard seltzers aren’t half bad

You know you’re in ag / animal health advertising when you have an in depth conversation about porta potties.

When the conference room’s automatic lights don’t go on and you suddenly doubt your whole existence.

Delete delete delete is the theme for the evening.

Just had a meeting cancelled for this morning. At the same time my sig other had a meeting added. So the universe is seeking a meeting equilibrium. That’s my hypothesis.