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@smellyshells

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@smellyshells
Shellyfish
1 year
When all the stars align, something just clicks.
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Shellyfish
3 years
Complete BS.
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Shellyfish
3 years
Really thought I was going to get tickets within 2 hours then was going to do my errands. It’s 6 hours later with no tickets but all the errands 🥲.
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Shellyfish
3 years
Just spent 5 hours trying to get Taylor Swift tickets only for them to be in the 400’s and only get 2 together 😭.
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Shellyfish
3 years
RT @NattyC13: god gave us seat geek swifties his toughest battle. no number of how many people are ahead of you, just an orange bar and a w….
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Shellyfish
3 years
I have more anxiety trying to get these tswifts ticket than when I was in labor for 24 hours waiting for Luka 🥲.
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Shellyfish
3 years
Pretty pathetic.
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Shellyfish
3 years
Update: we cheers in the dark to some speaking wine and now Tracy’s buying us shark sandals to match her and Luka 😂.
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Shellyfish
3 years
Sooo I’m texting Luís and my sister plans for tomorrow (Luka is sleeping so we’re quiet) they are literally laying 5 ft from me and on their phones and they both are ghosting me. not even eye contact from them. like WE IN THE SAME ROOM. Guess it’s just me tomorrow 🥲.
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Shellyfish
3 years
How is it July already…?!.
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Shellyfish
3 years
Note to self: check what packages were delivered before taking child on a walk to get them without help.
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Shellyfish
3 years
My grandma told me the reason why Luka isn’t able to grow is because his clothes are too tight 😂😂🥲.
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Shellyfish
4 years
This week I: deboned my first chicken thigh, was talking shit and sent it to the person and then slept at work. What a week.
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Shellyfish
4 years
RT @FatKidDeals: Raclette Electric Indoor Grill, $67.98, retail $126.96!!.*Coupon on page.
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Shellyfish
4 years
White tears, must be nice.
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Shellyfish
4 years
And just like that Christmas is canceled….
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Shellyfish
4 years
$35/hr shouldn’t be this stressful 🥴.
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Shellyfish
4 years
Note to self: don’t work when it’s day light savings, especially when it’s fall-back 😭 almost just as bad as a full moon.
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Shellyfish
4 years
Pretty bummed about leaving Spain 😭😭😭 2 weeks isn’t enough.
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Shellyfish
4 years
Today Luka found Luís’ chest hair 😂😂😂.
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