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@smellagillis
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it’s kind of impossible to beast on me considering i basically am taking a perpetual L. it’s like burning an ant with a magnifying glass then also deciding to stomp on it.
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if u block me on spotify that means i owned u in the marketplace of ideas
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she is taking advantage of the fact that i can’t be left alone rn
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friend trying to force me to go to “theory night” at the indie bookstore with her. like okay yeah maybe if i strap a bomb to my chest beforehand.
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clearly has never heard makes me wonder or sunday morning
I was forced at gunpoint to listen to maroon 5 during a rush
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about to go sit in my boss’s office and vaguely imply that i will kill myself if he doesn’t correct my timesheet
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but some things never get better like used cars or bad livers
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she’s making me a polo but i dont wanna tell her my measurements bc i feel chopped and fat rn
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haha no yeah i’ll see u around. no not in like a direct face to face way. more in an “everywhere and in everything” type of way.
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had the slightest taste of what it's like to be bella and it nearly broke me
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i started crying when he cracks the egg in angel’s egg and my friend had to lay her head on my shoulder and rub my back until i stopped
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