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Jose Kariuki

@smallkariuki

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Nairobi, Kenya
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Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
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A lizard walking on hot sand learns speed without motivation.
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Jose Kariuki
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Marriage is a workshop... you work and she shops.
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Jose Kariuki
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I have discovered the secret that after climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb. ~Nelson Mandela, Long Walk to Freedom.
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When the bush is on fire the chameleon must abandon the walking style of his ancestors.
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Jose Kariuki
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After years of using “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog”, I've now transitioned to “Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.” - - And I think that's a cool move.
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Jose Kariuki
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Today's going to be bad and tomorrow isn't looking much better.
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Jose Kariuki
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Being a big fish in a small pond = success
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So many adventures couldn't happen today' so many songs we forgot to play' so many dreams swinging out of the blue🎵🎶🎵
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Jose Kariuki
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Dr Carl Wernicke described a triad of confusion, ataxia, and oculomotor abnormalities.
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Jose Kariuki
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A drowning man will hang on anything, even on the tail of a crocodile
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Jose Kariuki
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Justice Sila, who adjudicates land issues for a living, says that “the reality of investing in land in Kenya is that it’s now a minefield”, you don’t know whether you are holding TITLE or a piece of PAPER.
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Jose Kariuki
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Let everyone tie his horse where he wants. If he wants to tie in the sky, so be it!
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Jose Kariuki
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A certain skill at billiards is the mark of a gentleman, but to play too well is the sign of a misspent youth.
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Jose Kariuki
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Those who live in glass houses should not throw the first stone
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Jose Kariuki
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"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
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Jose Kariuki
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After the end of the Napoleonic war, Major Sharpe found time for gentler pastimes.
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Past 10pm, the Kenol-Marua Highway becomes the Nürburgring.
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Rules are not prisons, they are foundations for artistic rebellion.
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University of Nairobi Faculty of Health Sciences
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Former University of Nairobi Students Association (UNSA), Faculty of Health Sciences Governor Joseph Kariuki @smallkariuki graduates with a Bachelor of Medicine and Bachelor of Surgery (MBChB) degree today! Congratulations Daktari!! #UoNClass2025 #UoN74graduation #SiniUoN
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