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@slurplebrained
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Fired from my job at the orthopedic practice because I used Luigi Mangione in our ads.
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ZERO fat. ZERO carbs. Nothing but whey protein isolate and distilled grain alcohol.
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Might as well pay tribute at Jimi Hendrix’s memorial in the Renton highlands
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My sons are still alive!
Overhearing a conversation about the perils of working at Amazon and how school integration was harmful to PoC
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Tired of the city. Today is more of a “small bites and stay near home” day
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Yes, we’re all thinking the same thing here at the International Mycological Society. Tyronicus negrii does have a distinct shape. But, due to shifting cultural attitudes, we CANNOT keep calling it ‘n****r dick’.
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My phone won't charge because there's water in the port. No shit! Every port has water in it.
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Video has surfaced of the mountain above the vape clouds
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You can’t kick me out of Twinkchat. Not after our meetup. Why do you think I took notes? Why did I insist on that Mexican place with the free chips and salsa?. I have the dossier to PROVE which of you will get FAT and UGLY.
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The woke mob finally came for my job as the guy who designs the racist characters on slot machines.
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Wanted to do Mount Si, but I left late and don’t feel like missing the last bus back home until May 2026. Back into the clouds we go
Today is the day I scrambled up the Haystack and properly summited Mount Si. Not bad to get up. Quite hard to get down!
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RT @bubblebabyboi: I’m losing a lot of weight. No Chinese peptides I just drink espresso all day and walk everywhere.
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It’s giving “Wanderer above the Sea of Fog”
Wa la. The summit of Mount Teneriffe. Featuring views to the west, north, east, and south of three volcanoes
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