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(Main is ded) Euromaxer. I do tees/hoodies. net culture. pop culture. gamer culture. music. et cetera. dm - enquiries.

Glasgow, Scotland
Joined November 2020
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soulstorm_design (David J. Whyte)
4 years
Cogito ergo bibamus
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soulstorm_design (David J. Whyte)
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Rangers Twitter having a good laugh with this.
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soulstorm_design (David J. Whyte)
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I'm just going to use Americanisms regarding the Glasgow Celtics for however long Nancy's tenure is. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Very poor soccer from them today.
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soulstorm_design (David J. Whyte)
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Wilfried Nancy's move from US soccer to Scottish football isn't going well so far. His new team, the 'Glasgow Celtics' (as @Gavin_McInnes endearingly refers to them as) are really struggling against Hearts here, losing by 2 goals currently. Oh dear...
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soulstorm_design (David J. Whyte)
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One of my most terrible crimes what I committed in this life ever, was sickening my close friend of the music of Radiohead. To this day. I played them to her so much when we were dating in the early 2000's that I completely made her hate them. I will die, trying to reverse this
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soulstorm_design (David J. Whyte)
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Whoops. Also Radiohead. It's 100% the fault of Thom Yorke.
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soulstorm_design (David J. Whyte)
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Absolutely no more herbal cigarettes for me tonight. I'm plentied.
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soulstorm_design (David J. Whyte)
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So I'm watching true crime shit on YouTube and this crossed my mind: All my life I've thought about law, and fantasized about being a lawyer from time to time. Long story short, I was a defence lawyer when I was younger then, when I matured, I could be nothing but a prosecutor.
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soulstorm_design (David J. Whyte)
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I'm in the top 30 players ever at FIFA. Postman just put my certificate through the door at 01:30 am so you know I'm legit.
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soulstorm_design (David J. Whyte)
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"I simply lack effort. If I had the ability to employ effort, I would drive this planet straight into a Utopia." ~ Some Guy.
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soulstorm_design (David J. Whyte)
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I'm actually really borderline about the death penalty generally. It's massively emotive. That is a big problem. My biggest 'against it' fear is wrongful conviction, but when something is certain, like for example, Axel Rudakubana? Let's rock...
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soulstorm_design (David J. Whyte)
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(for context, I'm watching this) ‡️ https://t.co/Mv78zOosxd
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soulstorm_design (David J. Whyte)
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The death penalty should be via being stoned to death. Let's make that shit meaningful. Friends and family of the victim/s have first dibs on taking part. This is 'cultural appropriation' that I could get on board with.
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soulstorm_design (David J. Whyte)
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Not wearing boxers and I just sat on my own balls. As usual, it was not a fun event. Wear boxer shorts, Gen X. πŸ‘
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soulstorm_design (David J. Whyte)
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Fair play to this guy, but the schtick is getting pretty tired. The pig and the chicken have had it. They're done with this. The cockatiel is relying on crack cocaine to maintain even a semblance of interest.
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soulstorm_design (David J. Whyte)
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Wile E.Coyote EASILY made me laugh the hardest when I was a wee kid. Top cartoon character of all time.
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The Figen
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They don't make cartoons like that anymore. πŸ˜‚
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one life left
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soulstorm_design (David J. Whyte)
2 days
I'm obviously being a bit economical with the truth here with that tweet. Julius Caesar would NEVER spit at a webcam, and truth be told, he actually didn't.
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soulstorm_design (David J. Whyte)
2 days
Just had a Zoom meeting with all of the Roman Emperors in the history of the Roman Empire. Generally it was top bants. Good laugh. Had to kick Caligula after about 6 minutes, fecking mad lad that he is. They didn't like it though when I told them they weren't flexible or
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soulstorm_design (David J. Whyte)
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This is an excellent Rangers performance, away at a tricky ground with a dodgy pitch. Seeing big improvements game by game at this point. Keep it up Danny, Danny Rohl. πŸ’™
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soulstorm_design (David J. Whyte)
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Playing some Xbox if you absolutely cunt all to watch or do just now. Twitch wank connect link in biolab
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