Shed Long’s Glasses
@slongsglasses
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A Long Shed. Unfortunately #TrueToTheBlue. Seattle sports. Fuck John Stanton. Bring the Sonics back.
Joined March 2025
Tastes that I’ve acquired in my life: - Honey mustard - Sweet potato (still not nearly as good as a regular) - cheesecake (still not quite there yet but I feel it coming) - water with some lemon
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Just checked the location of my AirPods and they’ve been at the dump since garbage day… how am I supposed to look nonchalant and cool while grocery shopping now?
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I always enjoyed driving down 27th and counting how many we saw 💔
A massive prostitution bust that happened near Grand Canyon University in Phoenix has resulted in over 50 arrests. The arrests were made as part of a months-long investigation, and it was a joint effort between GCU and various law enforcement authorities.
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I like it more when my favorite high major team beats up on different mid-majors
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If you weren’t watching Park U @ Idaho State last night I don’t want to hear what you have to say about Alabama vs. St. John’s this weekend
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Who the fuck is Jake LaRavia and why does he have 27 tonight?
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Any freshman on a HS football team that made a playoff run into November could have easily answered this question for you lol
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Hannes Steinbach and and JJ Mandaquit looked nice yesterday super excited for this season to start 🔥
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I would sacrifice the Seahawks as an organization
Hawks fans gonna hate me for saying this but I’d sacrifice a Seahawks loss today if it meant the Mariners could win
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Jesus Montero and Doug Martin in the same day fuck my life
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Did I just see Cincinnati Reds legend Amir Garret on my screen during “Ballislife POSTERIZED vol. 1!! NASTIEST In-Game Dunks Since 2006!! INSANE Highlights!!!”
Do yall mind if I watch Ballislife Ankle Breakers Vol. 1?
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You could have told me Stanley Johnson was a 6x NBA All-Star by 2025 and I would believe you
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You weren’t watching Marcus Lovett Jr. highlight types like I was watching Marcus Lovett Jr. highlight tapes.
Do yall mind if I watch Ballislife Ankle Breakers Vol. 1?
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