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a moot asked for a fragrance tour like a month ago, I have time to kill, leggo
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Important note, the reason she missed was that was the weekend she went to the football game with George Bush
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Anyway stream banshees of insherin
i’m an abolitionist, but there should be a prison sentence for anyone who ends a friendship this way
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my mom when she was pregnant with me:
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For those of you wondering, yes it is sold out and no longer listed, and yes it was sold cropped. Text USPS to 50409 to automatically contact your legislators to save the damn post office.
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Like yes it was a setup but… name a song you’re confident dawn would’ve beaten morphine in
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but could an unemployed person do THIS???
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Santos stuns in new indictment
Congressman George Santos has been charged with conspiracy, wire fraud, false statements, falsification of records, aggravated identity theft, and credit card fraud.
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Men used to go to war
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There’s this guy on my grindr grid who appears to be doing a countdown and I can’t figure it out for the life of me
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There’s nothing quite like gay kickball… today I stepped in as captain and yelled “GREAT COMMITMENT!” at my very recent ex boyfriend as he ran through first base
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I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re Reneé Rapp as a cunty sweetgreen bag??
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My grindr display name is “rupaul fracks” that’s enough homosexuality for today
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Idk ask her!
How do you serve cunt in a way supports public transportation?
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Trying to emulate the Pat McGrath/Margiela glass skin runway, still a work in progress but I think I’m getting close!
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retweet if you think Carly Rae Jepsen is cooler and more important than the pope
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Thinking about my chaotic camp counselor today
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Accepted a solar job on eclipse day ❤️ yay ❤️
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Got an offer!!!! Going ✈️ Boston 😌😌😌
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Marcel the shell with boots on
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society if Amtrak wifi was any good
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Last week, just days apart, I went through a breakup and a layoff. In telling people this, I’ve appreciated the “oh I’m so sorry”s and the occasional “is there a good way for me to support you”, but the one that infallibly makes me feel the most not bad is “Jesus Christ dude”
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Instagram thought this was ushy gushy
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how it started / how it’s going
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me at my silly little remote job today
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I returned to t*fts campus today
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Ninth and final interview of the week let’s get these bread
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They’re making a show about tufts! Omg representation
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Did you know that um country girls make do
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Wanting to invite my college research advisor to one of my drag shows as a gesture of goodwill because he’s great and I value him vs. he’d inevitably meet my sexual partners and realize they look like him
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I’m sure great aunt Helen was turning it in this
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Job offer, snowboard day, foursome, and eclipse in the same weekend… *paramore voice* things are looking up, oh finally
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welcome to another week f words!
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thank u
@killahcrocdrag
, you’re right, the Jacques photo booth is the only place to take selfies
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Major gay guy weekend (hooked up with another Carly Rae Jepsen stan)
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Started intermittent fasting, or as I like to call it, skipping breakfast and being a c*nt about it
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yes I have a pussy (penis pussy)
xoxo irregular girl
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Not to toot my own horn but I ate down well yes
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*gay guy voice* wow I love hotel lighting!
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I got one of those gay guy tank tops and I feel like it’s giving apron
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I told y’all I had a matching jockstrap!!
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Asked for 4.5k over offer, almost puked while doing it, they countered with 2k over offer, signing today ☺️☺️
Negotiating salary is a dangerous thing for a girl like me to do but I’m doing it
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Big shoutout to the community leaders who physically and emotionally handled this situation swiftly and soundly last night. Arabella, MT, Cici, Terrence, Buckley, everyone else. (1/2)
I hope the disgusting person who got on stage tonight at the Gauntlet to yell transphobic comments to the crowd trips on the cobble stones in Boston and loses her front teeth :) I have you on video bitch
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I love meeting a Boston gay for the first time properly who is like also out and about but always tangential and they’re like “I know I know you from somewhere” and I’m like “yeah you know me from everywhere I’m everywhere I know everyone”
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It’s a countdown everyone! Nothing in his profile indicates what it’s about!
There’s this guy on my grindr grid who appears to be doing a countdown and I can’t figure it out for the life of me
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Sitting alone in the VIP
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sneak peek for Twitter I’m so excited aaaa 🐍
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So much talk about twink death… what if we as a society celebrated twinks while they were still here???
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Microdosing being in a relationship by encouraging my male coworkers to wear SPF
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Happy skinny guys wearing workout gear walking so funny day to all who celebrate. Boston’s secret extra holiday.
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Cold shoulder is out, all the kids are doing chilly inner thigh
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Found the perfect chain today and I’m gonna be irritating about it ❤️
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POV: you’re my therapist and you log on for your last session of the day
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Banshees posits that if you do this to someone, it’s your obligation to mutilate yourself to prove you’re serious, and I think that’s beautiful
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when you & your homozygous twin are both gay: boring, predictable, your moms womb is a flop, etc
when me & my heterozygous twin are both gay: glamorous, surprising, obviously became gay bc of our environment (good), parenting win, visually scintillating
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Too good for circles
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me & the girls at legacy’s sober night
Board to strip Theater District club of its liquor license for three days after bouncer punched out visiting gay Texan who objected to drag queens and trans patrons there
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Carly Sleigh Jepsen for holiday sweater day at work
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Hi diva. Can I call you diva? My name is detective fierce. You’re not in trouble boots, we’re just trying to get the T on this situation.
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I'm Boston sober (only have a bachelors)
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I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little souped up fixed gear bike
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to his helmet and lights
Slashed a hole in all 2 tires
Maybe next time he’ll think before he violates the boundaries of our open relationship
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Got a second round interview 😌
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I’m sorry, the old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, cause she’s actually at capacity/helping someone else who’s in crisis/dealing with some personal stuff right now, and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space for you. Could we connect [later date or time] in
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Yeah I like dune. Dune some beach reading.
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Normal eyes normalize normal lies
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I’ve consulted with my oomfies but the final decision is mine to make
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Big gay twin brother perk is he found me this reptile sequin tank
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Yes I bought the sluttiest merch at the charli XCX tour
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so many people have asked me "is it omicron" as if I can gene sequence the virus... while isolating in my home...
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Need him bad sorry
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Gm long haul truckers
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