Pshiesty
@slimeboss_brrr
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Go hard and get that bag ๐ต๐ต
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Joined January 2026
"Why you going through my phone for ? "
what's y'all biggest fear in a relationship?
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ngga, thank who?
Thank God I'm an Atheist
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if i do cut someone off, i don't even want to see them anymore, i don't even care if they're alive at all
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Except iโm not a fucking cup of orange juice
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lmaoo, 31 is insane
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Iโm not fighting no bitch that remove her shirt to fight like she a nigga๐๐
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for $10M that btch better be scared of me and i need the time added
$10M to sit in a room with her for 10 minutes, wyd?
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Having sex wii your gal on her period is the greatest feeling ever.
Normalize giving wrong directions to fat people, these mfs need exercise.
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girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep smh
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โhow antisocial are you?โ I donโt speak to people unless they speak to me first
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Do you think these two adult men did enough to try and stop this senseless beat down of a defenseless white kid? I sure as hell donโt think so. ๐คฌ
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WOMAN TO WOMAN!!!!!! Be honestโฆ if money wasnโt an issue, would you be a stay-at-home wife?
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New necessary question to ask in job interviews: โDo you have enough desks for everyone at the office?โ Trust me.
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i deeply regret never having thrown a chair at anyone in school that shit looks so freeing
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How they gone check you in at 11 when the previous guests are there till 3 babe ?ร
petition to make check in at hotels 11am and check out 3pm not over way round wtfffff
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I gave everybody respect before I disrespected them... but they won't tell you that part
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