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Finally some Catholic protein powder

Tell me your ad team is all men without telling me your ad team is all men

Bloody love these from @GreggsOfficial 🙌🏻 but it’s so ick having to ask for a ‘spikey mikey’ … the embarrassment as an adult, why don’t they just call it what it is? a chocolate starfi- … oh.

I’ve battled seasonal depression for 4-5 consecutive years, and I’ve felt “cured” the last 2 years. Here’s everything I’ve learned & lived by to enjoy fall/winter: 🧵

How many peoples ‘most played song’ is gonna be UK Hun? 🤣#spotifywrapped

Can’t stop watching this video of our kitten 🤣🤣🤣

Alright whose daughter am I buying this for

@MPSFinsburyPark

Everyone visiting the festival in #finsburypark be aware… there are two men dressed in black on electric bikes robbing peoples phones out their hand. Going back and forth up #sevensistersroad

Parents be like "i don't have a favorite child" then use one of your siblings birth dates as a password

So wholesome 😭❤️

Why do we all politely laugh when we offer someone sugar in their brew and they reply “no thanks, I’m sweet enough”. We’re just encouraging this sort of behaviour. Sick of it.

me an hour late to work like “sorry there was traffic”

LimeWire (2006)

WoT

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Nice try buddy

I want to be clear: England as a country? Embarrassing. England as in 26 nice lads playing their silly little game? I would die for them.