Amanda Martinez
@slaymar11
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Karuk/Yurok. Part-time chemist. Full-time comedian. CA. #LakeShow #FTTB
UC Santa Cruz
Joined June 2011
You have only 2 options after graduating high school in Humboldt County: 1. Go to college 2. Work at Coast Central
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People who voted for Donald Trump did it primarily for reasons they felt were beneficial to themselves. People who voted for Kamala voted for reasons that may never impact them personally, but would impact the people around them.
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Depending on the kinda day I had, that bitch best be scared of ME
Had a long day from work. You walk into your bedroom and see this.... What are you doing?
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*That one girl at every Super Bowl Party this year* “Im only watching this because Taylor swift is there”
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Instead of the Facebook page “are we dating the same guy” there should be an all native one called “are we dating the same cousin”
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I can’t believe I used to be addicted to a flavored flash drive 🤦🏽♀️
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Woke up to the icon for the Twitter app looking like it was taken over by an evil villain….. @elonmusk
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Fundraiser by Amanda Martinez : Help lay our brother JesseRey Martinez to rest
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Million dollar idea: instead of feet pics, send puppy paw pics 🤯
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Bryan Koeburger is vegan but can slaughter 4 Idaho students. Makes sense…
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I’m in a really bad place right now. Mentally, I’m fine. I’m just in Euerka California.
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WHO'S FANTASY CHAMPIONSHIP BOUND???
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