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I write words for people/ Are You Afraid of the Dark Rum? (@AndrewsMcMeel 2019)/ Repped by @Ericsmithrocks /Book: https://t.co/pRjr0eHzaq -Tweets my own

Greenville, SC
Joined February 2012
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Sam Slaughter
7 years
Forgot I never did a #book cover reveal. Here it is, the #MidnightSociety-approved cover for #AreYouAfraidoftheDarkRum! #90s #nostalgia #cocktails #fun #mixology #preordernow
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Sam Slaughter
2 years
A liquor pitch for St. Patrick’s Day? In OCTOBER?!.
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2 years
RT @pitchforkedpuck: Good morning #NJDevils fans. After a few rewrites, a lot of back and forth, and plenty of stress, it's finally done. T….
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The New Jersey Devils have 40 years of history, three Stanley Cups, 11 Hall of Famers, and more memories than we can count. So, who's the best of the best?
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Sam Slaughter
2 years
#TIL Moira Rose is also Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas and as a 90s kid I love but also hate myself for not knowing this before now.
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2 years
RT @NJDevils: It’s our Inaugural #NationalNewJerseyDay Jersey Jersey Giveaway! Hey, did we mention… Jersey?. Tell us what town you rep with….
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2 years
RT @NHLNetwork: Luke Hughes became the 36th player in NHL history to score his first career NHL goal in overtime. The 19-year-old showed o….
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2 years
RT @Gabino_Iglesias: An open letter to Ron DeSantis:. Fuck you.
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Sam Slaughter
2 years
Only a few pages into @tcboyle’s newest novel, BLUE SKIES, and it has me hooked, and not just because he’s (likely) as big a fan of @flordecana in mojitos as I am
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Sam Slaughter
2 years
RT @LouGirl502: Happy birthday to my favorite Louisvillian, Hunter S. Thompson!
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Sam Slaughter
2 years
RT @DavidJoy_Author: Two weeks from release. I doubt we’ll see reviews all over the place. Probably not many interviews. No cross-country t….
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Sam Slaughter
2 years
Sorry for likely being the 956th fan to send you this.
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Sam Slaughter
2 years
Feel free to RT for the very small chance they actually see this.
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Sam Slaughter
2 years
Hey @Yellowcard/ @williamryankey, when y’all play Charlotte on Tuesday, think you could throw ‘Telescope’ in there? It’s the song for my.Mom, who passed from cancer last year. It’d be much appreciated.
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Sam Slaughter
2 years
Ah, gotta love when someone not in the creative dept uses the phrase ‘I just ran it through Chat GPT…’ to my digital face.
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Sam Slaughter
2 years
RT @MariselSalazar: Goal is to get my cookbook Latin-ish on @thebearfx after it comes out August 2024. @countrymanpress @wwnorton https://t….
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Sam Slaughter
2 years
In rewatching the golden girls before bed. I’m constantly in awe of some of the nicknames they got away with. Tonight: Sophia to Blanche: ‘Strap in, Slutpuppy…’.
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2 years
RT @sarahroseetter: THE NEW YORK TIMES LOVED MY NOVEL & CALLED MY PROSE EXQUISITE & PUT ME WITH JOAN & SYLVIA & I AM CRYING AT THE GALLERIA….
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In Sarah Rose Etter’s novel “Ripe,” a 30-something writes marketing copy by day, but spends her nights diving deep into the void.
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Sam Slaughter
2 years
The hits just keep on comin. Partner’s mother was diagnosed with cancer today. #fuckcancer.
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Sam Slaughter
2 years
This @NJDevils flag hangs on my wall. We got our new pup last week. I was cleaning dishes and came out to see this. @jhugh86 @nicohischier @dhamilton27, I think you have your newest fan
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