But I digress...
@sinistral_fig
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I like peanut butter more than I like most people. they/them
Joined October 2015
There's honestly nothing more metal than chewing on raw garlic before taking fresh ginger juice as a chaser. #ThatStrepLife.
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Bae: "Thanks for loving me even though I have vagina face".
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I feel like death. Passing out twice and have uncontrollable cold chills/tremors is kewl, yeah? #wtfishappening #IMREALCONFUSED.
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RT @melgillman: *clears throat* *steps on podium* .if your all-gender restroom doesn't have any place to throw out pads/tampons/etc, you're….
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Tryna find motivation to write one of about ten poems currently being mulled over in this garbage can head.
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RT @jamiemortara: best butts of 2016:.1. mine.2. mine.3. mine.4. mine.5. mine.6. mine.7. mine.8. mine.9. mine.10. mine.
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Though it seems like a great idea, eating leftover pizza half naked is A TERRIBLE IDEA.I FEEL THE LINGERING MOIST WARMTH OF THE BELL PEPPER.
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When your person makes quesadillas at 3:30 in the morning, you know proposing was the best decision you've ever made.
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No one tells you the symptoms to expect when listening to Drake:.-You'll wanna have a lot of sex.-Like a fuck ton.-Dammit Drake wtf.
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"Let me know when you're done pooping and in the shower so I can come kiss you." True love, y'all.
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"NO! I mean, yeah. Worship the butt. Bring me offerings of tacos.".Hangry Boone to me telling them their butt is cute. @THEsuperboone.
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Sometimes self-care is reading self-help articles, being gentle with yourself after, making pancakes and binge watching "Charmed".
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I'm feeling so many negative emotions that I'm nauseous and trying to keep from blowing chunks tbh.
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Holidays are approaching. FYI I will be a disgusting mess.
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