egg morrissey
@singingworried
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i'm a roof baby now
dark star beyond the charts
Joined November 2025
Hey man can i throw a hard boiled egg at your newborn as hard as i can
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๐ฒ ๐ฑ๐ช๐ฟ๐ฎ ๐ท๐ธ ๐ถ๐ธ๐ท๐ฎ๐ ๐ช๐ท๐ญ ๐ฒ'๐ถ ๐ฏ๐พ๐ฌ๐ด๐ฒ๐ท๐ฐ ๐ผ๐ฝ๐พ๐น๐ฒ๐ญ ๐ช๐ผ ๐ฏ๐พ๐ฌ๐ด
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Idgaf blow that shithole the fuck uppppppp
Construction of the East Wing of the White House has come to a screeching halt. Itโs likely to be unfinished when Trump leaves office. There are currently hundreds of millions of dollars unaccounted for.
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This isn't my circus and these aren't my monkey and i have no fucking idea what i'm doing here
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Your๐ซต egg ๐ฅ died๐ชฆ And โ your ๐ซต egg ๐ฅ died๐ชฆ
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Your๐ซต gran ๐ต died๐ชฆ And โ your ๐ซต mother๐ฉ died๐ชฆ
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Haha robert licemagic
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When i was young i thought you couldn't get on family feud if your name was longer than 5 letters
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My happy places are: - drain pipe - vacant lot at night
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RETWEEEEEETTTTTTTT
I'm fucking insane
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This shouldve gone viral
What if instead of being called pennsylvania 6-5000 it was ohio 6 7-5000๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐wouldn't that be funny๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐no one in the whole world loves me ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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๐พ๐'๐ ๐๐๐ท๐ถ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐พ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฝ ๐๐ ๐๐พ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ป ๐ท๐๐ ๐ฝ๐ถ๐๐พ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐พ๐ ๐๐ ๐
๐ถ๐๐๐ ๐ถ๐ป๐๐๐๐๐ถ๐๐น๐ ๐พ๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ถ๐'๐ ๐๐๐๐
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๐ป๐๐ธ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐พ๐ป๐ ๐ท๐๐๐ฝ
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Maybe they cancelled the cleveland show because they were probably hemorrhaging money from constant celebrity cameos
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