This creamed corn tastes like creamed crap. Watch the potty mouth, honey. #TheSimpsons

Who are you to demand anything?! I run this town. You’re just a bunch of low-income nobodies! #TheSimpsons

Hello, “Floreda!” I’m not a state! I’m a monster! #TheSimpsons

Are you ready? Just got to put my shoes on. #TheSimpsons

The man you trusted isn’t Wavy Gravy at all. And all this time, I’ve been smoking harmless tobacco! #TheSimpsons

SILENCE! You’re talking too loud… #TheSimpsons

What’s happening? Is it noon already? #TheSimpsons

We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, o creator, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly. #TheSimpsons

Snakes… natures quitters. #TheSimpsons

Science has already proven the dangers of smoking, alcohol and Chinese food, but I can still ruin soft-drinks for everyone! #TheSimpsons

I stand by my ethnic slur! Do your worst, you filthy, pretentious savages! #TheSimpsons

Hey, watch the gong, jerk! #TheSimpsons

Homer, nothing’s more important to me than the health and well-being of my freaks… I’m sending you to a vet. #TheSimpsons

A new mood is in the air in Springfield, as refreshing as a pre-moistened towelette. Folks are finally accepting their feelings and communicating with no holding back. And this reporter thinks it’s about f*****g time… #TheSimpsons

Ow! My eye! I’m not supposed to get pudding in it! #TheSimpsons

My eyes! The goggles do nothing! #TheSimpsons

Seriously, baby, I can prescribe anything I want… #TheSimpsons

Look at that ad! Alright, this place must be hot. They don’t need a big ad, or even correct spelling. #TheSimpsons

Just ask this scientician… #TheSimpsons

Are you wearing a grocery bag?! I have misplaced my pants… #TheSimpsons