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@simply_dylan
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Are you my bear Benji? #AHS #AHS1984
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RT @benoftheweek: ticketmaster will literally log you out an hour before your concert, delete your password, lock your account, shoot your….
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RT @BlackKnight10k: I feel like this would be one of the biggest stories in the country if it were a bunch of Black legislators holding a w….
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RT @tbdjango: Target backed out of $2B with dei and has lost $12B in market value because of it. Love it when the math maths. https://t.co/….
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RT @Michell33650674: TWO WHISTLEBLOWERS HAVE NOW CONFIRMED THAT THE NSA CONDUCTED AN ELECTION AUDIT AND HARRIS WAS THE WINNER. DON'T FUCKI….
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RT @ecto_fun: this guy is an admitted pedo who threatened to find my address and assault me. so i found a pic of his face and found out his….
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RT @JahnZilch: well yes
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RT @spectre0799: Sugar On My Tongue but the beat is My Humps
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RT @laneorduno: the idea of an all stars season being a direct sequel to an original season is kind of genius.
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RT @RachelBitecofer: This is fascism.
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RT @conorjrogers: HEY WHAT THE FUCK
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RT @bedbugdiva: no bc kori really is barbie that woman has had like a 100 careers
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RT @JayKay_BK: my jar of vlasic kosher dill spears in the fridge.
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RT @Hormona_Lisa_: When I’m feeling low and need a lift, I revisit this tweet from the late, great Bosco — before she got banned from Twitt….
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RT @romansmercy: These bitches can’t sew anymore my god.
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RT @MajestyRia: Fact: He traveled there for his cooking show & when they tried to block this one episode, he said he would pull his entire….
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RT @Angry_Staffer: Remember when they said Obama would ruin the White House with Escalades on the South Lawn? . Those people are really qui….
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RT @JezButt91: Still insane to me that Ms. Rachel is the most vocal, most steadfast celebrity voice for Palestine on the planet. She's a Y….
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RT @gays0up2: this is exactly how roger from american dad speaks
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RT @acnewsitics: Holy fucking shit. Republicans are the groomers.
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