Lewis O’Brien is already my favourite ever Wrexham player.

Geraint Parry after being asked to register another new signing #WxmAFC

I just took the dog for a walk past the Racecourse and we both were given three year contracts.

If they make the new signings all do a song before the first day of training it’s going to be like Live Aid #WxmAFC.

Can you imagine how difficult it would be for Geraint Parry to register all these new signings in the old days before fax machines? Thank goodness for modern technology.

Will someone please think about Geraint Parry’s fax machine.

We need to be looking to sign a replacement for Josh Windass. If you aren’t continually strengthening then you are going backwards.

Josh Windass is already my favourite ever Wrexham player.

Rest in peace, Mr Wrexham. #OhJoeyJoey.

George Thomason is my favourite ever Wrexham player.

Are you still supposed to unplug your TV aerial during a thunderstorm because I don’t have one?.

This is a brilliant example of “the commentator’s curse” but did he also say what I think he said?

Wow. I’ve just come out of the Spar in Rhosddu and there wasn’t a single car in the car park nor a soul walking past. I can only assume there has been an extinction level event and I’m the last human alive. Might go back in for some more cans.

My favourite ever Sky Sports News presenter.

Liberato.Liberato.He eats the pasta .He does the Haka.Liberato Cacace.

To the tune of Lip Up Fatty by Bad Manners:. Liberato.Oh-Liberato.Cacacace.

Cacace, whoa-oh-oh-oh.Cacace, whoa-oh-oh-oh.He came from Empoli.He’s actually a Kiwi.

Liberato Cacace is already my favourite ever Wrexham player.

Great to see that we are losing against Sydney. Down the years that has always been an inverse correlation between pre-season results and how the season starts. The worst thing that can happen is to win all your warm up games.

Those bottle tops that no longer fully detach are a really efficient way to get milkshake on your shirt.