“Dear diary:”

She broke up with me for my character development, call that a plot hole

Decided to try the “Indian spicy” option on my tikka masala tonight and tell me why they added an extra level of spice for each letter in the word “Indian” on top of their regular spicy level

i have a yearning disability

Oh that’s just my schizuationship

I take pride in being the weird coworker they all think I’m AI

#horny once again

I shit you not EVERY release he has had so far has been 1-4 months after I have a major breakup

Shoutout Elise I miss you baby girl

https://t.co/v5aITlrqJk

All these pokemon leaks and no gen 5 remake in the works making me want to show GameFreak who the real freak is

If I made a website to sell prints of my photos would you guys buy them be honest

position of the day: i need a drink

Mandela effect like I swear she used to love me

healing from a breakup is so damn stupid, cuz wym now I have beef with a city, a car model, a scent, certain music and an entire month

At this point dating really is just an embarrassment ritual

I am trying not to post hinge screenshots but I am just too hilarious

Hinge rocks I don’t care what anybody else says

e girl this e girl that what about an e wife

An extraordinarily abstract way to promote arcade culture. 2/10 definitely did more harm than good

Overall: 2/10. My freshman year short film had a better story and was more enjoyable. The only thing that didn’t suck was the animation. @Mojang give me 500k and 2 years and I can write a better story for you