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@simonpatel
simon
6 days
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@simonpatel
simon
6 days
this dickhead never gonna learn man ๐Ÿคก
@piersmorgan
Piers Morgan
6 days
BOOOOOOOM! 0-2. Brilliant goal by Hincapiรฉ. Love VAR. โค๏ธ
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@simonpatel
simon
6 days
Honestly canโ€™t believe this is still happening.
@BBCNews
BBC News (UK)
7 days
Vinicius: Eight years at Real Madrid, 20 cases of alleged racist abuse
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@simonpatel
simon
14 days
Get over to @goodbadftblpod for Scholesy on Margot Robbie (1:03:41) and James Bond films (1:09:09) ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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@simonpatel
simon
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@simonpatel
simon
1 month
That one lad in the group chat who starts giving it the big one too earlyโ€ฆ #ARSMUN
@piersmorgan
Piers Morgan
1 month
BOOOOOOOOOM! 1-0. Scrappy goal but it was coming - weโ€™ve been totally dominant.
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@simonpatel
simon
1 month
Best manager in the worldโ€ฆ
@ManCity
Manchester City
1 month
Defeat in Norway. ๐ŸŸก 3-1 ๐Ÿ’š
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@simonpatel
simon
1 month
kinell
@adrakwalichai1
Mr7
1 month
AFCON CHAOS UNLEASHED! ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ โ€” Senegal scores lateโ€ฆ goal disallowed โŒ โ€” Morocco awarded a last-minute penalty โšฝ โ€” Senegal walks off in protest ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ โ€” Sadio Manรฉ brings them back ๐Ÿ™Œ โ€” Morocco misses the penalty โŒ โ€” Senegal scores in extra time to take the lead ๐Ÿ”ฅ This is why
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@simonpatel
simon
1 month
๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
@UtdFaithfuls
UF
1 month
This angle of Mainoo deleting Semenyo.. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ https://t.co/KFhYtiZGfA
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@simonpatel
simon
2 months
Think she asked for a Mr Spock or Prince Valiant?
@SpursWomen
Tottenham Hotspur Women
2 months
Thank you for everything, Ash ๐Ÿค
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@simonpatel
simon
2 months
lol
@UTDTrey
(fan) Trey
2 months
This is how Arsenal fans celebrated when they signed Gyokeres btw๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@simonpatel
simon
2 months
Said it.
@Cristiano
Cristiano Ronaldo
4 years
Heโ€™s been my striker when I first came to Old Trafford and heโ€™s been my coach since I came back to Man. United. But most of all, Ole is an outstanding human being. I wish him the best in whatever his life has reserved for him. Good luck, my friend! You deserve it!
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@simonpatel
simon
2 months
Itโ€™s over.
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@simonpatel
simon
3 months
Fuck sake, left my coffee in an InPost locker.
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@simonpatel
simon
3 months
imagine doing a โ€œbaking a cakeโ€ celebration and the goal being disallowed #FULCRY
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@simonpatel
simon
3 months
Still canโ€™t believe @HarryMaguire93 won @MasterChefUK for cooking @LFC!
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@simonpatel
simon
4 months
mad how this lad gone from vimto to espresso
@sscnapoliES
Oficial SSC Napoli
4 months
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@TheFergusonWay
โ˜ˆใƒƒ
4 months
Used Coupon Code MAGUIRE8311: solid discount, shaky delivery.
@Dominos_UK
Domino's Pizza UK
4 months
my combined XI for Liv / United
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@liamgallagher
Liam Gallagher
4 months
BUMBACLARTS
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@simonpatel
simon
4 months
as if celia just dropped one #CelebrityTraitors
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