I’ve just seen the last 20 mins of #CBBUK and had the misfortune to see a couple of ‘celebrities’ who instantly reminded me that you can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear.

In London, you’re free to be who you want to be, and love who you want to love 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ Celebrating 10 years of equal marriage in the UK. #LondonNYEFireworks

Dippy Egg = Tony Audenshaw. No doubt. #MaskedSingerUK

People still call our streaming service 4OD so good luck

Please join me and add your name to the petition asking @RishiSunak to save UK theatre in this week's budget

In the course of a week we've gone from 'we'll be led by the science' to 'NOT NOW SCIENCE, DADDY'S SPEAKING!'

How has Corona - the beer - allowed this to happen to their brand? You think if they’d gone ‘We are calling this the Disney virus’, someone from head office woulda been like hang on

I'll just leave this here too. @BorisJohnson

The fundamental issue I have with Tories and Brexit Party banging on about how we need to honour democracy and get brexit done because 17.4m voted to leave is that those 17.4m people voted based on a campaign full of lies, bigotry and misinformation #UKelection2019 #Brexit

@LauraCBFinch Abso-blooming-lutely! #itscooltobeadaybehind #whoamigoingtotalktointheofficeaboutit

@LauraCBFinch Teresa's not busy. Let's get her on it. National interest and all that.

@LauraCBFinch No! I think they counted wrong. Is there an international body we can appeal to??

@LauraCBFinch The world has gone CrrrrAAAzy. That's why.

@LauraCBFinch Oh my gosh it took all my self control not to give that one away. WHY???!!!

@LauraCBFinch I'm way ahead of you and onto BBOTS. Do you know the winner yet?

@LauraCBFinch I'm dying here, have you watched it??!

@LauraCBFinch Yep, without a shadow of a doubt. Run!

@LauraCBFinch : OK @iamevelynellis is definitely growing on me - she's the only one making sense about this whole prize money saga!

@LauraCBFinch

@LauraCBFinch I had to hide behind a cushion! 😱😱😱