Simon Carline
@simoncarline
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If you’re looking for Dad tweets and #MUFC despair, you’ve come to the right place.
Manchester, England
Joined October 2009
Costa del Crown Oil
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Down at the in-laws for Christmas and Busby has become shit-scared of their bigger, tougher dog… So much so that he refused to come out of the boot whilst I was unpacking. We had to lift the lad out and carry him back in 😂
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Unfortunately, due to redundancy, today was my final day at work. With experience across various sectors, I’m actively seeking roles in Digital PR, Marketing, Content Writing, Copywriting, and Social Media Management. RTs are greatly appreciated! 🙏
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I have full faith that we can steal a draw or lose 4-1 here
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Genuinely baffling how a multi-million pound midfielder can be poor on the ball.
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Still properly gobsmacked that the manager actually changed the shape during the game.
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Was just about to say these squandered chances might cost us…and there it is
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Unwittingly a good day to abandon plans to go to LSV with Iris 😳
Goal. Martha Thomas makes it 3-0.
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Come on you posh cottage boys, don’t deprive us of our weekly helping of ‘United could go fifth, ahh no they’ve fucked it’. I like to have consistency in my life
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Tune. Need to remind the missus to confirm our Valentine’s Day treat at Coop Live 🤘🏻
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Deftones · private music · Song · 2025
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Probably the right call though 😂
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Nothing like a wasted afternoon. Shame that pitch couldn’t hold out for 15 more minutes before it gets dug up 🙄
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Jacey is not a name I’d expect Michael Carrick to pick for his son
🚨🚨🎥 Jacey Carrick, son of Michael Carrick, comes on to make his debut for Manchester United Under-18s. #MUFC [@UnitedAnalyst7]
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Watching this lad on the sideline tonight was thoroughly depressing. As it stands we’re wasting a talent - can only hope he waits it out.
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