As a young boy it was always my dream to be posted up with a bad bitch in a Costco.

Cleaned my whole bathroom but still smell a lil pee somewhere. I will destroy the phantom piss. I don't know how, I don't know when. Mark my words.

Honestly wordle should use real words idk why its making up shit lately.

come type the wordle answer in my chat im live

I think my cat doesn't like me anymore and honestly our relationship was toxic anyway so its fine.

Yeah a little pee got in my underwear. I don't even care. You should try to be more nonchalant about it honestly.

How do I tell her im driving 8 hours for Video Game Purposes

3 lasers unleashed the banshee curse god melee is awesome.

RT @jmlee337: "there is so much more melee to be played" - a TO lamenting that her tournament is behind schedule.

RT @signifyisdumb: Me: "its just so stupid man he touches me and I just die, there's nothing I can even do about it.". My Psychiatrist: "Th….

RT @UnrankedEvent: With Unranked registration reg closing in 3 days, let's look at the format! . We will be running Waterfall Double Elimin….

RT @AuroraFGC: oh… that’s wash… that’s wash of my comfort goat….

RT @meleesadposts:

And now for my next trick I will be sawing my lovely assistant in half!. Not to worry, shes into that kinda stuff. Yeah me and my lovely assistant are freaky. Not gonna apologize for that.

And now for my next trick I will turn this water into piss over the course of several hours.

wanna see a magic trick

Yes waiter your finest baja blast would pair nicely with mu sushi

If this happened to me in LR2 I'd probably cause a scene NGL I would probably be an issue for a couple hours in that venue.

And now for my next trick I will make two beers disappear.

Woke magician:. "I will need a volunteer from the audience. ah yes the young lady / man / they in the front?".

Look at them so innocent. They don't know about all the explosions later on scare your dogs friday.