Me: "its just so stupid man he touches me and I just die, there's nothing I can even do about it." My Psychiatrist: "Thats very interesting... and is this 'Fox McCloud' in the room with us right now?"

this stupid robot has defeated me in the marketplace of ideas

Im more free than most

adopting a nonbinary child named Calorie

Been playing a lot of Peggle

Tossed a couple French fries near where this guy hides and walked inside to wait. Sure enough here he is thinking hes sneaky. But hes not sneaky. I manufactured all of this. He will be my fat boy and not even know.

No amount of blue check mark social media grifters can kill Melee, but this...this could do it.

next production im gonna increase the size of players pronouns on the stream every time a player gets misgendered

Abusive father robs small dog of rightful stink

Tapping my controller and asking "wanna start here?"

I cannot imagine spending my time watching streamers whom I detest play a video game that I hate in order to potentially find clips for my YouTube video where I play dress up detective in my bedroom and rant about the political state of video games. Like how is that real LMAO

dude lets go get lost in the woods

Gonna sleep 6 hours then drive to the weekly super smash brothers tournament does anyone fw me

Damn this fox is hard to catch

hi im awake now whats up

hi im going to bed cya later

Mildly obsessed with peggle last couple days im a real peg head now and im tired of being silent

I have three pounds of grapes in my fridge I live alone what was I thinking man...

Self medicating with two costco croissants a day to get over these nicotine withdrawals so far has been extremely effective

I'm doin tricks on it

Hey girl can I be your rapture prediction cause I want to make wild promises and not live up to expectations 🤦‍♀️