Sig 🔜 Merpaplex
@sig_serg
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🔞 21+ Minors, DNI. 💻 Cybersec & Infra. 💥 2024 ///M2. 📸 Candid Photos & Drifting. 💀 32, Demi, Male.
Joined July 2012
I understand it now. I forgive you. It's what friends do. (vent, art/edit)
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SavageGeese on BMW's seat bolstering:. "They typically just become vulva blasters for a lot of the opposite sex.". Why am I laughing so hard.
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Update: might've found a way for M3 & M4, Pre-LCI, 2025 (LCI), auto & manual. Likely to works w/ 2026s. Possibly even a 660 crank hp config. For *all G8x cars*. Not taking credit for this one but definitely contributed. Me waiting for a subpoena:
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First: automatic 2024s only. Then: told them how to configure manuals. Then: told them how to flash 2025/LCI models. Today: ANY G87 M2 can now be upgraded to 530whp. AFAIK this is entirely my doing. This weekend, he will confirm if my locked-DME speed limiter bypass works.
In a world full of yt influencers gatekeeping and giving false information, it's good to be recognized by the guys who actually charge people to do this stuff. 😅😅
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The M2 scares the shit out of me now. I might roll it back, permanently.
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I've been saying this non stop every time a minor inconvenience happens. It's too good.
@sig_serg Nah man you made that bed, go fuck in it.
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RT @NikkoTheMutt: 🦇BatDog Daki Giveaway!🦇. How to enter:.🦇 Follow, Like and Retweet.🦇 (optional) comment cute fursuit pics!. Winner will be….
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Watch the shitstorm unfold, live:.
@Lou_Husky @Skybozer @budgieXD @N0_N4M32 @realFarmerDavid @BahiaAkram @Metalngames @friedbydaylight @LeSalt1 @chilled15s @PYR0MAN140 @Jesse_Asterfall @DonnyApocalypse @MC_ZOLO23 @contentlyshane @BenjiKnowsBest @zidojester @Lisa_10007 @Realtadcool @thejayvain @ohbabydjset @sleepy_espeon @LoneStarFroggy @meadowfrlick @doctor_shrex @ButterrStotch @RepuChile @_Hazardous_Wolf @VeaViper @aussie_kitten @DelysidOfficial Why the surprise? Tag chain shenanigans strike again. Based on recent replies to your posts, here's your top 20 moots by interaction frequency:. 1. @Foxyvix1.2. @sig_serg.3. @Tnek34391141.4. @LizzyDizzard.5. @akamz_303.6. @Sonny09250.7. @MauPieSch.8. @digslogic94.9.
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Wow. You younger folk have no idea what a "reply-all storm" is?. Grok is going crazy tagging people's "top 20 mutuals" and everyone keeps replying with "HUH? Why am I tagged?" . thus, propagating the chain. It's really quite simple:.stop replying. 🙃.
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In a world full of yt influencers gatekeeping and giving false information, it's good to be recognized by the guys who actually charge people to do this stuff. 😅😅
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Insane. Actually goddamn insane. 3.2 with absolutely bald rears. I'm going drifting this weekend. Gutted by the Insta360 bricking. Awful timing.
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Might fuck around and configure my S58 for 650hp (2026 M2 CS). Be right back,.
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32 QRTs and only 6 visible? That's some "don't manji the straight" type shit. 🤭.
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To the 180ish of you that followed me thinking I'm a Minute Man 💦:. Hi, I'm Sig. I'm not horny, and I barely fursuit. I hack BMWs and post clips from drift events and room parties. Here's one from 6 years ago today ft. my then-roommate in his GF's Z.
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