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๐Ÿ”ž 21+ Minors, DNI. ๐Ÿ’ป Cybersec & Infra. ๐Ÿ’ฅ 2024 ///M2. ๐Ÿ“ธ Candid Photos & Drifting. ๐Ÿ’€ 32, Demi, Male.

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Sig ๐Ÿ”œ Merpaplex
1 year
I understand it now. I forgive you. It's what friends do. (vent, art/edit)
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RT @CNviolations: The pause and the 90-degree turn mid-air is sending me ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿคฃ
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SavageGeese on BMW's seat bolstering:. "They typically just become vulva blasters for a lot of the opposite sex.". Why am I laughing so hard.
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Update: might've found a way for M3 & M4, Pre-LCI, 2025 (LCI), auto & manual. Likely to works w/ 2026s. Possibly even a 660 crank hp config. For *all G8x cars*. Not taking credit for this one but definitely contributed. Me waiting for a subpoena:
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I am so going to get sued for this shit.
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First: automatic 2024s only. Then: told them how to configure manuals. Then: told them how to flash 2025/LCI models. Today: ANY G87 M2 can now be upgraded to 530whp. AFAIK this is entirely my doing. This weekend, he will confirm if my locked-DME speed limiter bypass works.
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In a world full of yt influencers gatekeeping and giving false information, it's good to be recognized by the guys who actually charge people to do this stuff. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…
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The M2 scares the shit out of me now. I might roll it back, permanently.
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RT @BigChuffs: Just a lil WIP sneak peak
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I've been saying this non stop every time a minor inconvenience happens. It's too good.
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@sig_serg Nah man you made that bed, go fuck in it.
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RT @NikkoTheMutt: ๐Ÿฆ‡BatDog Daki Giveaway!๐Ÿฆ‡. How to enter:.๐Ÿฆ‡ Follow, Like and Retweet.๐Ÿฆ‡ (optional) comment cute fursuit pics!. Winner will beโ€ฆ.
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Wow. You younger folk have no idea what a "reply-all storm" is?. Grok is going crazy tagging people's "top 20 mutuals" and everyone keeps replying with "HUH? Why am I tagged?" . thus, propagating the chain. It's really quite simple:.stop replying. ๐Ÿ™ƒ.
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In a world full of yt influencers gatekeeping and giving false information, it's good to be recognized by the guys who actually charge people to do this stuff. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…
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Insane. Actually goddamn insane. 3.2 with absolutely bald rears. I'm going drifting this weekend. Gutted by the Insta360 bricking. Awful timing.
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Sig ๐Ÿ”œ Merpaplex
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Done! My car is now basically an M2 CS with a different alignment and +100lbs. and cup holders! ๐Ÿ˜
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Might fuck around and configure my S58 for 650hp (2026 M2 CS). Be right back,.
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My $500 @insta360 Ace Pro (which has been babied all it's life and seen nothing more than hanging from a sunroof) is bricked. Boot-looping. Doesn't record. Ignores firmware update on SD Card. No BT/WiFi connections. Does not respond to factory resets. Nice.
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Hot, innit?.๐ŸŽจ: @Niszuwu
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@sig_serg New profile picture ๐Ÿค”.
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Might fuck around and configure my S58 for 650hp (2026 M2 CS). Be right back,.
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32 QRTs and only 6 visible? That's some "don't manji the straight" type shit. ๐Ÿคญ.
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To the 180ish of you that followed me thinking I'm a Minute Man ๐Ÿ’ฆ:. Hi, I'm Sig. I'm not horny, and I barely fursuit. I hack BMWs and post clips from drift events and room parties. Here's one from 6 years ago today ft. my then-roommate in his GF's Z.
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6 days
Update: Cel found the tweet. Help.
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