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the forbidden chocolate ice cream.
a customer broke a bowling ball in half so hereās the cursed knowledge of what the inside of it looks like
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why didnāt anyone warn me before leaving the house that i looked like a cigarette
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lord the men you put on this earth to hunt and provide are trying to make Q from impractical jokers a right wing icon.
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my mom just said āyou gotta stop with the body dysmorphia thingā and you know what sheās right
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was this baby not available
Joseph Zada has officially been cast as Haymitch Abernathy in the āHunger Games: Sunrise on the Reapingā movie.
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multi millionaires be like āmatched!ā over a 50 fucking dollar donation.
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the golden globes are incredibly unserious how can you possibly put no hard feelings, may december, and poor things all in the same category.
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this happened to my buddy Mom.
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they would bartend at a childās birthday party if it meant promoting that damn mezcal.
Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston as bartenders at Drakeās birthday.
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so jealous of lin manuel miranda he is literally annoying for a living.
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a drug company doing a celebrity brand partnership like itās a perfume sold at kohls is so crazy
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see the thing is that if jeremy strong did this iād call it brave and inspiring.
Adrien Brody had the longest acceptance speech in #Oscars history at 5mins & 40secs. The previous record for longest speech, according to @GWR, was Greer Garson at 5mins & 30secs . See the full winners list:
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lol why did the new pope post this on his story after being elected
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this mustāve felt so good to do as a functioning alcoholic.
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j.d. salinger made sure to never let the catcher in the rye be made into a movie because he knew that timothee chalamet was coming.
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boss needed one of us to cut laminated flyers so she said āwhoās the best cutter here?ā and i said āme when i was 13ā and she got mad at me
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me when my phone says my screen time went down 5%.
The teenager who lives like it's the 1940s
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john mulaney could do wolf of wall street but leonardo dicaprio couldnāt do kid gorgeous.
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staying at my momās oomfās house during the hurricane (they became pen pals in the 80s and sent duran duran fanfiction to each other).
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her and barry have been fighting over the bondi sands self tanner bottle.
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i canāt stop laughing at this because heās acting like he was getting ready to play the joker.
āIād lost 15 pounds, did a very specific diet, grew my hair out, was shaving to make sure that I didnāt look like I had five oāclock shadow all the time. I was stripping myself into being a teenager for what is hopefully the last time.ā - Ben Platt on starring in #DearEvanHansen
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imagine if he became president and we all just had to be chill about the fact that the first lady is the bitch from curb.
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do you guys think kendrick will perform this at the super bowl
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oh angelmamii must be scaredā¦. .
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outdoor comedy shows are awesome. last night a cat jumped on the stage
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also. he doesnāt even look that sad he always looks like thatš trust me he does not need your empathy. wittle baby trump is gonna be okay guys.
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havenāt needed an snl cast member this bad in years.
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me when the waiter asks āsave room for dessert?ā and someone at the table immediately says āoh definitely notā before anyone (me) can speak up
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this is officially the last valentineās day with red40. enjoy your pink and red treats while you can š.
BREAKING: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is confirmed as President Donald Trump's health secretary by the Senate.
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woke up found out trump won, went to work, went to the gynecologist, got blueberry munchkins from dunkin, drove an hour to a comedy competition and bombed, now iām at an idkhow but they found me concert and itās only 8:30
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was just watching this and my mom says āwhoās that?ā and I was like āojā and she goes āWHY ARE YOU TALKING TO HIM?!ā.
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itās so funny to me when people misspell ābawlingā as āballingā. like yāall will be like ārip grandma. iām balling so hard right nowā.
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desperately need what they have (be 75 years old and in a situationship)
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when youāre out with friends trying not to think about if heāll text you back.
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DONT OPEN THE REPLY TO.THIS???.
bringing a pic of mike myers to my hairdresser from now on.
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conan feels like it should be his last name in the same way it feels like obama is his first name.
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i think about this video so often that i think itās becoming a mental disorder
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chris pratt finding out that some people think that other people with his first name are better than him
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absolute nightmare scenario of having a āhere is why everybody hates youā article published.
Ivy Wolkās work in āAnoraā went viral this week. Not because of the performance, but because people have opinions on Ivy Wolk. Hereās why.
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*john mulaney gains weight after years of drug abuse, looks tired because heās a new dad and 40 years old* .18 year old girls in tiktok comments: he looks like shitā¦ is he using again? thatās what happens when you cheat š
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tbh it made me like her more cuz i donāt want someone my age to have what i want without help.
She is now the second instance of someone I really like on TikTok getting hired on SNL, me thinking thatās so cool and amazing just for me to learn their a comedy nepo baby š.
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netflix documentary about brendon urieās crimes where they interview ryan ross, jon walker, dallon weekes and any other individual heās screwed over WHEN.
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the lonely island digital short in the year 2024. maybe life is worth living.
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love how people are saying covid is the first pandemic in decades as if borhap stan twitter didnāt happen in november 2018.
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8 year old me sucking on my wet hair after swimming in chlorine for 4 hours
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this whole time i thought i was gonna be interning for mtv but iām interning for comedy central
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not to be controversial but whenever celebrities say they ādidnāt knowā about w**dy all*n I think of this
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when i die im gonna ask god for a roster of every person thatās ever had a crush on me.
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am i the only one who equates any young celebrity that went to nyu to nepotism babies or.
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me and glenn shaking on an agreement to make it illegal to ever quote dennis reynolds to him
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why the fuck am i going to college for journalism.
Little baby boy-man John Mulaney just had a John-Munn-baby
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and he knew that creep by radiohead would be the song that plays in the trailer.
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you are all so fucking annoying. woody allen is a shit person and thatās not up for debate lmao.
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why donāt they just. oh idk. get a new host?.
'SNL' cast won't be forced to appear with controversial host Elon Musk
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who let the statue of liberty take a .5.
Wow! Flooding in NYC is so bad right now the statue of Liberty is completely surrounded by water the only way to get there is by boat āµ !
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only reason iād ever have kids is so when im giving a speech at an award show i can say in the camera āthank you to my amazing children who are at home. and hey, you should be in bed!ā.
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check on your local hot girls. theyāre broken over the news about joe leaving impractical jokers.
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changed who can reply to the tweet because I donāt like that this created a violent misogynist thinktankā¦.over impractical jokers (Q if you see this please call me).
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bitches be like āI canāt see it chapter 2 cuz I hate jumpscaresā but watch ellen š.
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ppl are acting like iām being mean to him as if I didnāt just say how jealous I am of him bc I too, as an inherently annoying person, would love to have his life.
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and yes this is how the tik tok ends but even just feelinh bad for a SECOND is ??? plus iām not even talking about this girl itās the comments that rlly get me
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yes iām aware of what discipline and goal setting are. i was talking about my severe obsessive compulsive disorder.
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iām losing it over the fact he came out with a public apology over this.
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they are about to write the saddest fucking song youāve ever heard.
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r/substance in the substance universe would be so wild. just daily posts of ādidnāt switch back after 7 days, and now out of stabilizer, should i be concerned?ā.
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me using the word crazy above a pic that talks about mental health stigma š«¢š«¢.
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i wish stan twitter was around when the circus was like super popular.
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hair stylist overtoned the shit out of my hair and charged me $200 for a robert
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Will Taylor Swift's boyfriend Travis Kelce propose to the superstar in front of 170 million Super Bowl TV viewers?
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@bigthunderthi @golden_yasin weāre not asking you to look at something disturbing like that lmao??? itās literally just a picture of him looking sad, you literally have to have worms for brains to feel empathy for someone like him. where is the correlation with your analogy.
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