Sidney Abbott
@sidneyabbot
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Daft jokes and pics. Interests include birds, beer, bristols and football. I make it all up. Badly. Pics happily removed on owners request.
Joined December 2012
Don't panic pet, socially distance rules don't yet apply to the twins.
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Got to say the Queen (and her speech writers) absolutely f**king nailed that. Stay home.Stay safe.Send nudes . #WellMeetAgain.
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Well it's day 10 of lockdown, and I think I've wanked so much dehydration is setting in. Oh well, once more unto the breach dear friends. .
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Probably a sign of the times but my first thoughts on seeing this were to check she hasn't been stock piling bog roll.
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Bloody hell! It's been a while since I've seen such well stocked shelves. #LookAtTheSizeOfThoseSaturday
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I'm sure everyone is already aware of this, but in these odd and worrying times, please remember. Wash your hands, .Keep at least 2m apart, .Stay at home when possible, &.Send nudes. .
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From the seats I'd say that's an A Class Mercedes. If so:. Somewhat underpowered engine, .Slightly vague handling,.Cramped rear seats.Expensive service costs, but.Truly magnificent airbags.
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RT @sidneyabbot: To help with a crafty spot of errrr self "isolation" which bongo mag should be brought back and distributed free of charge?.
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To help with a crafty spot of errrr self "isolation" which bongo mag should be brought back and distributed free of charge?.
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To put it in terms i can understand, image virus's as bristols. As you look at the screen, to the left you have Corona, to the right flu. Note how flu is completely #OutGunned. #StayTheFookAtHome. Please
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Bloody hell! How good does Screwfix's same hour "tradesmans" delivery service look!!!!
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Carry on voting. I love them all but Khyber edges it for me. What about you?.
If you are stuck at home at the moment which #CarryOn would cheer you up the most out of my favourite four?. #CarryOnBlogging.
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Everything considered, and I realise it's a small win, but the new Corona testing procedures at airports are, errr, wanktastic.
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The pubs near me are very busy. Seriously wtf!?! . Supermarket shelves are nigh on empty. Really? Come on. My advice. ➡️ Get some cans in.➡️ Only buy what you, and any vulnerable neighbours need.➡️ Stay in and wank/shag yourself senseless. #StaySafe.
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Well, day one of self isolation and working from home has gone well. I've viewed 93% of the entire pornhub back catalogue, panic bought 16 wrist braces from Amazon and have 3rd degree burns on the palm of my right hand. #HappyDays.
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At last, some really helpful advice for these difficult times.
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#CoronaVirusUpdate. North East Councils announce that all gatherings of over 500 people are immediately suspended. However @SunderlandAFC were happy to announce all their home fixtures can continue as planned. .
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Still love birds, bristols and booze but just can't tweet about them so much ☹️. But as my sense of humour is still stuck in the 70's, perhaps that's no bad thing. .
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