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my goat evgeni malkin

forgot to post this last week but the pens play today so

hitting that last “you suck” felt like doing a few lines of coke

geno i still love you, im here with open arms and open legs to comfort you king

SID SCORING IN A SHOOTOUT?? ITS COMING HOME.

every canadian that liked this tweet needs to get on their google drive grind, i’m not joking

we all need to lock in like it’s 2016 and we’re trying to watch a norwegian show about high schoolers on google drive.

LETS MATCH SHOES AND EARS WITH MAMAS

no babe, i love when you doom post in october about our playoffs contender team who just got a new coach that’s changed their entire way of playing. yes, the streak of losses is going to set us up for that number one draft pick (despite us not having a first round pick anyway)

nikita having geno’s entire face is so endearing to me i love it when kids are their parents’ mini-me’s

that’s mama y papa fr fr

waow he is so beautiful

STEP BACK FROM THE TALL HOT RUSSIAN MAN HES STAYING IN PITTSBURGH

wyatt johnston so beautiful girl he joins the ranks of my elite beautiful lady clients sidney crosby and charles leclerc

i don’t like this game because why are doc and po on the other team 💔

CONNOR DEWAR!!!!! YOU ARE A PITTSBURGH PENGUIN!

that’s mama y bebe argue with my girls

very very VERY silently running an agenda about beautiful jade-eyed girls

i’m not talking about that first picture cuz then i’ll be talking insane

i love wyatt’s commitment to the “you know i had to do it to ‘em” pose