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Joined September 2012
Hey @LAYS hier ist jemand, der aufs übelste verklagt werden möchte. Imagine du stehst da drumherum und brichst nicht in LAUTESTES Gelächter aus und verpisst dich.😂😂 #Naidoo
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The Ice Has Broken: Baby Punch Appears to Have Been Accepted by the Troop Punch, the macaque who used to carry his plush “mom” everywhere, is no longer alone. He has bonded with another monkey, who has started caring for him and grooming him — a key sign of trust and acceptance
Another video of a macaque with a heartbreaking story This toy replaced his mother for the little one. We don’t pay for the internet to cry 😭💔
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4chan: today's news three years ago.
🚨#BREAKING: Meta has patented an AI that can keep a deceased person’s account active and running, posting, messaging, and video calling by replicating by using their behavior from past data.
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🚨#BREAKING: Meta has patented an AI that can keep a deceased person’s account active and running, posting, messaging, and video calling by replicating by using their behavior from past data.
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Ich weiß noch, als er mal Twitter-Verbot von seinem Vater bekommen hat. Das war eine witzige Woche.
Wer auf X die richtige Timeline hat, ist besser informiert als jeder ÖRR-Konsument. Wer auf X die falsche Timeline hat, ist genauso schlecht informiert wie jeder ÖRR-Konsument. Logische Schlussfolgerung: Wir brauchen ein ÖRR-Verbot für unter 16-Jährige.
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This is the only headline that matters today! Little Punch has made some friends 🥰
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Deswegen will sie ihn nur für Regierungsmitglieder, damit sie ihn nie machen muss. 😆
In Anbetracht von „DaimlerChrysler AG“ ist es sehr witzig, dass @Alice_Weidel einen Politiker*innen-Test vorschlägt, beim die sie selbst krachend scheitern würde.
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In Anbetracht von „DaimlerChrysler AG“ ist es sehr witzig, dass @Alice_Weidel einen Politiker*innen-Test vorschlägt, beim die sie selbst krachend scheitern würde.
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Es scheint als wäre der Medienfuzzi dumm wie Brot, allerdings noch dümmer sind die, die den Scheiss liken.
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My feed is only videos of this little monkey who wasn’t accepted by the other monkeys so he carries around this stuffed monkey for comfort and my heart can’t handle it😭
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🥺 Baby Pancha has made his first friend on the monkey hill A few days ago, something important happened — one of the monkeys helped him groom fleas. For Pancha, this was his first normal contact with the other residents of the enclosure. Before that, he was pushed away and
Meet Punch — a macaque from a Japanese zoo with a difficult story His mother abandoned him, and the caretakers raised him by hand. Later, he was moved into an enclosure with other monkeys, but he struggled to integrate into the group. To give him some comfort, staff gave Punch
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im getting way too emotional over this…
Meet Punch — a macaque from a Japanese zoo with a difficult story His mother abandoned him, and the caretakers raised him by hand. Later, he was moved into an enclosure with other monkeys, but he struggled to integrate into the group. To give him some comfort, staff gave Punch
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This you hun?
1 hour & 50 minutes from arriving Madrid Airport to getting into seat on @Iberia plane. Appalling service
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