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mal ๐ฝ โ
they/them โ
fic writer & thoughts haver โ
multishipper
๐ฝ ao3:
๐ฝ tumblr:
๐ฝ retrospring:
โ ๏ธ antis/minors DNI! dark themes & nsfw.
๐ threads & links below!
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it's FESTIVE IRENE!!!!! ๐คถ๐๐งธ raaa thank you @/parasitoidcraig
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why is craig sittin like that.. criss cross applesauce. he's so precious
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kyle ain't gonna let that stick... if cartman's skinny he won't have anything to rip on him about. don't you guys worry,,, they won't take his cuteness away
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kyman this style that... just don't forget who canonically got to spit in kyle's mouth
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I'm not a great photographer but I've always wanted to do something like this haha. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TWEEK!!! ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
#tweekweek2023
@TweekWeek2023
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me clocking in and sitting down at my desk with my all my woes, my back pain, and my gigantic tits
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kyman, k2, and style can all be boiled down to "kyle and his dog" but in three entirely distinct ways
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raise your hand if you're going to tweeks 15 minute birthday party๐
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also spoils of an ill-advised late night y!ja depression session (the pouch is front/back...kyman pouch)
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Happy Tweek Week! ๐ I think this is all I can get to this week but hope you all enjoy! (Day 3: Space)
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#spcreek
#TweekWeek2023
๐ฝ Tweek and Craig attend a sci-fi convention!
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we need fucked up art and fiction more than ever
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this one goes out to all four craigman shippers
๐ต๏ธ 5.4k | Rated E
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#craigman
#spcraigman
๐ต๏ธ this is what taking a gap year is all about!
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@shokikita
Why the South Park Stick Of Truth Best Friend Necklace Set is not as kyman as you think
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why are you making excuses for your enjoyment of south park if you can't handle seeing bare ass dick and balls online
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many posts have been made like this but I can't stress how vital it is to get yourself 1 - 2 friends who share your opinions and make yourself a little hater group chat and not post all that on twitter
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@angryushankas
"aw gee fellas, I thought we were all just choosin to say nothing! why, I think it's just great that eric's so in love with kyle and says his name in his sleep and all :)"
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kyman
don't fucking look at my boner when we fight
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i understand "cute aggression" i get that when i look at Kenny he's just a little teddy bear he's only a foot tall but i need to grab him by his hood i need to shake him violently and scramble him up he's so precious look
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cartman refuses to be humiliated by kyle's atrocious lack of rhythm at their wedding so he hires a kyle stunt double to dance with him
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wow so r*verdale ended in a canon polycule between the four main characters huh? i've got a great idea for the series finale of south park
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i don't even want to say it this is so embarrassing
Reclining settee, 1850-65. Philadelphia Museum of Art.
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all the energy it took to tear down another ship bc you're unhappy with the outcome of an episode could instead be put into creating for a pairing you do love!
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anyway I really do suggest that anyone in the south park fandom who hasn't watched south park watch it bc you'll be surprised to find it hits every single one of your DNIs 12 times over
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I'm sorry your peers have made you feel ostracized for enjoying dark fiction, but lying about your age and trying to talk to/enter adult spaces is not how you solve that problem
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the reason you don't catch me on vc often is because i giggle too much. every other word ends with HEHEEHE ๐คญ๐คญ๐คญ and I won't be made a fool of by my own voice
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kyle says this and then immediately pretends he's drunk and belligerent but he hasn't had a sip of alcohol all night
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short fic commission for
@vampyussy
. thank yoooou for helping out me and my little man!! ๐
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#spstyle
๐ฟ vampire!elf prince kyle somno hooray!!
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stop trying to appease the unappeasable. you will always be teetering on the edge of the pedestal they put you on until they finally give you the final shove.
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"it's okay for me to like south park bc i'm critical of it!!!" no you're not also penis attack ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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you know exactly what you're getting into with those south park character quizzes because the questions are always like
What's your favorite thing?
๐ Being right
๐ Kyle
๐ BOOBIES!
๐ When my parents are nice to me. :(
๐ Racism
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you cannot hope to hold relationships if you are constantly surveiling your friends under a microscope waiting for them to "slip up"
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i believe that love and kindness are the pillars of our society which is why no one should kick my ass for wearing this creek shirt in public
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can't stop thinking about cartman/damien. what do you do when you're the son of satan and you find someone who is effortlessly more evil than you? romcom potential...
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a little fic I did for a server exchange! this is for
@SlobgoblinArt
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#stolkien
#spstolkien
๐ a run-in with a cow under a starry sky
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idk what to tell you guys but kyle fucks. he's known at least one woman biblically, he has children.
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my kenman thesis is this, except swap their personalities. kind of? point is, I think Kenny comes up with a good idea and Cartman says "that's a stupid idea. here's a better one [same idea]" and Kenny accepts it
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there are enough of you bitching about kyle week that you could band together and run your own completely SFW version, but that never appears to be a viable option. i wonder why๐ค
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repeat this to myself every morning before I log on to this website
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i feel like this is one of the highest compliments you can get as a fic writer.. it made my day.
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i need creek takes. i loove your creek takes but i also want to hear the creek takes from eric cartman. how does he like hiโฆ โ okay you know those kids on tiktok who are like, if you ship Craig or Tweek with anyone besides each other you're homophobicโฆ
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love that person going around CC telling ppl that m&t don't care about cartman anymore and to stop shipping him. so we're all in agreement then? from here on out it's rowelie nation?
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heโs deranged and annoying and i wouldnโt have him any other way
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seriously though how did you guys get through the entirety of shock humor racist shart cartoon only to fall apart at the sight of a penis on the internet
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wtf is a "deep priv" now??! atp just get a journal keep it under your pillow
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did one of those ao3 memes. i actually don't know if that was my fave paragraph but i liked it enough
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โ๏ธ ๐ mal's fic thread! ๐ โ๏ธ
listed in no particular order
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@booberryjam
"fourth graders youre putting into disgusting, horrifying situations." you're just like matt and trey fr
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TWEEK TWEEK TWEEK TWEEK TWEEK TWEEKTWEEK TWEEK TWEEKTWEEK TWEEK TWEEKTWEEK TWEEK TWEEKTWEEK TWEEK TWEEK
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i NEED a sweet treat but it's too late to do anything about it
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hemorrhoids are no fucking joke honestly I feel sorry for kyle
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the hand-wringing over kyle week having an n/sfw tag really is funny because every character/ship week in recent memory has allowed and/or had a tag for n/sfw. did you guys just not.. notice before? is it because it's kyle?
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pretty sure that confession account is the same group of 13 y/os throwing potential drama at the wall and seeing what sticks
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tomorrow is my birthday real and although I loathe the passage of time I am also a bit of a birthday bitch ๐
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"how could you erase creek they're one of the FEW canon gay couples in south park" baby a drawing is not going to make canon creek blow up also believe it or not but the gay community is not concerned about the sanctity of their representation in *south park*
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mal callout:
- so small i slipped on them in the grocery store and had to sue the company
- has not gotten an oil change although they should what are you waiting for mal your car to fall apart??
- idk ships k*m4n or w/e
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@booberryjam
i just had a vision of one of your haters drawing craig and tweek in shirts that say '#/cancel jam' and 'down with jam up with jelly'
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stan: straight but he's lying
kyle: gay
cart: gay w exceptions
kenny: a holes a hole
butter: bi but functionally gay bc he hates women
craig: gay
tweek: unlabeled
tolkien: straight w exceptions
jimmy: he fucks
clyde: straight
wendy: pan
bebe: straight but she's lying
ur not allowed to yell at me + these r flexible
stan: bi
kyle: mostly str8/repressed
cart: bi but also a gay bottom
kenny: unlabeled, mostly women
buttz: just a little bicurious
creg: gay, demi
tuik: unlabeled, cock enjoyer
clyde: str8 (+kenny)
jim: bi
tolkien: str8 (w exceptions
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i DO think physical copies of fanworks are the coolest thing aaa i wish i were wealthier and more put together. back in ponies folks would occasionally put together anthologies from various authors and sell them at cons/online, and I'd love to do something like that for SP.
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why does this image of cartman and unsheathed kenny look like it came out of a tie-in book for children?
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wow for the past hour i thought it was called joining the pandaverse and i was like aw that sounds nice
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unfazed by whatever nasty diarrhea jokes SP wants to make but that cereal bomb shit made me nauseous
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mal birthday this month... i'm turning another thousands of years older
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- the dog that bites no matter how much you train it
- the dog that loves no matter how hard you kick it
- the dog that stays no matter how long you leave it
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stan furry this, craig furry that... butters is a real one. all his shady scam businesses are funded on bottom floor by legitimate furry p0rn c0mms. he's one of those furs that legally changes their name to their fursonas. vic chaos is a furry name. i believe that
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gay erasure of south park characters. listen to yourselves please
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stan thoughts: dating stan diminishes your social standing by at least 12 points. standing beside him makes you instantly look greasier. being with him makes you hate your dad even if you didn't before. stan pulls btw
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something comforting about art where tweek and craig are very small and far away in a sprawling and/or complex environment. I can't explain that to a therapist but I think you guys might get it.
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what do you think of cartmark? โ I don't
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between feeding fic into AI, reposting entire works word-for-word without permission, rude/demanding comments, and unauthorized reproductions/bookbinding that authors don't see a penny from it's like people just don't want fanfiction anymore ๐คท bc that's what's gonna happen
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hanging out
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