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44-year-old personal trainer. enjoys hockey. Cornish. #bisexual. Lovable and considerate, but can also be very unintelligent and a bit sneaky. He/Him/Shmeg.

Gary, IN
Joined July 2020
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the question was:. "my mom drove my friend and I to a local Fortnite tournament on Friday, do you think she thinks I'm gay?". the person who asked this question is almost 30 years old btw
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unironically I think this is exactly what Ozzy Osbourne would have wanted.
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OZZY FOREVER
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RT @shmegmoid: 🏴󠁑σ ₯σ €σ ΅σ ΏπŸ’©πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπ•π•’π•£π•£π•šπ•₯𝕠𝕀 π”Ύπ•–π•Ÿπ••π•–π•£ π”½π•π•¦π•šπ•• π”Ήπ•–π•Ÿπ•€π• π•Ÿ π•ƒπ•’π•“π•¦π•“π• π• π•Ÿ π”»π•¦π•“π•’π•š 𝕄𝕒π•₯𝕔𝕙𝕒 ℝ𝕒𝕧𝕖 β„™π•šπ•π•’π•₯𝕖𝕀 π•Šπ•₯π•£π•–π•’π•ž!πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ’©πŸ΄σ ‘σ ₯󠁀󠁡󠁿.
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RT @PopCrave: A Labubu was left on Karl Marx’s grave.
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REST IN PEACE CHUCK MANGIONE HOLY SHIT WHAT IS GOING ON ????.
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Chuck Mangione has died at 84, TMZ reports.
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REST IN PEACE HULK HOGAN. FUCK MAN WHAT’S GOING ON.
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🏴󠁑σ ₯σ €σ ΅σ ΏπŸ’©πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπ•π•’π•£π•£π•šπ•₯𝕠𝕀 π”Ύπ•–π•Ÿπ••π•–π•£ π”½π•π•¦π•šπ•• π”Ήπ•–π•Ÿπ•€π• π•Ÿ π•ƒπ•’π•“π•¦π•“π• π• π•Ÿ π”»π•¦π•“π•’π•š 𝕄𝕒π•₯𝕔𝕙𝕒 ℝ𝕒𝕧𝕖 β„™π•šπ•π•’π•₯𝕖𝕀 π•Šπ•₯π•£π•–π•’π•ž!πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ’©πŸ΄σ ‘σ ₯󠁀󠁡󠁿.
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Benson Labubun.
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My nipples are so fucked up and big and disproportionate LOL I for real got googly-eyed tits and it's so fucked up and depressing and actually makes me really self-conscious lol. .
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Drake John F. Kennedy. 🀝.Explosive Headaches.from Being Betrayed. by LBJ.
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RT @DaveMcNamee3000:
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REST IN PEACE OZZY OSBOURNE FUCK.
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This is actually really fucking disgusting and problematic and I think we need to start spreading awareness so more people don’t get caught up in this mess
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Thank you God for The Wayans Family.
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🏴󠁑σ ₯σ €σ ΅σ ΏπŸ’©πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπ•π•’π•£π•£π•šπ•₯𝕠𝕀 π”Ύπ•–π•Ÿπ••π•–π•£ π”½π•π•¦π•šπ•• 𝕃𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕓𝕦 π”»π•¦π•“π•’π•š 𝕄𝕒π•₯𝕔𝕙𝕒 ℝ𝕒𝕧𝕖 β„™π•šπ•π•’π•₯𝕖𝕀 π•Šπ•₯π•£π•–π•’π•ž!πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ’©πŸ΄σ ‘σ ₯󠁀󠁡󠁿.
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this guy unironically thinks PewDiePie is the reason for β€œIndian Hate” on the timeline. Fuck Yeah.
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MaverickSZN πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί
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@ShitpostRock β€˜one bad word’ he is the sole reason India receives so much hate on the internet today. Thats why hes still deservedly criticised.
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Rest in Peace Ralphie May.
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man I wonder why Mr. Beast involves himself in everything that goes viral. Any ideas? Anybody got any clue as to why the biggest content creator of all-time would concern himself with stuff that’s viral at the moment? I just keep drawing blanks. Nothin? Nobody?.
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why do you have to involve yourself into every inch of anything remotely viral.
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I actually wouldn’t care because I know there’s something fucked up and weird this guy is doing I just can’t prove it yet.
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God’s Plan Baby πŸ™ŒπŸ½.
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Back at the Barnyard is back! New episodes everyday this week @ 4pm EST on Nick! http://bit.ly/3SQDZA.
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