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Shivansh
2 years
who tf ever said Xavi can't pass?
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2 years
"Xavi can't pass" 🤡
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3 years
"you have won many trophies in your career but you have not won the Europa League. I'm gonna get you that"
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I don't feel sad for Reus, he contributed nothing to BVB's run to the final. I only feel bad for Hummels, he deserved it the most and gave it all.
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2 years
Against Clermont Foot. Most people would think it's a disease and not a football club.
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B/R Football
2 years
NEYMAR HATRICK. MBAPPÉ HAT TRICK. MESSI HAT TRICK OF ASSISTS. 🎩
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Shivansh
2 years
Asian football fans stay awake till 3:30-4 am to support their team only for some pricks to call them plastic or say they're not real fans because they haven't been to the stadium.
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2 years
KK × Emraan Hashmi on 9XM is a childhood memory for almost all 90s- early 2000s kids. It won't be the same anymore.
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3 years
Barcelona fans don't realise angry Lewandowski means Europa League football for them..
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3 years
Hansi Flick is inevitable.
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3 years
Götze doesn't get thanked enough for saving humanity.
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2 years
Bayern got a 26 year Lewandowski ready to hit his prime for free in 2014. 8 years, 344 goals, 19 trophies later.. Bayern sells 34 year old Lewandowski for €50m. Transfer masterclass.
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Shivansh
2 years
Messi actually got the sympathy award in WC 2014 but nobody talks about that
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2 years
21st century Bayern legends
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Shivansh
3 years
Ribery won UCL in 2013, goals scored became important. Neuer won WC in 2014, goals remained important. Lewy won UCL in 2020, cancelled the award. Lewy scored most goals in 2021 by a mile, International trophies became important? Bayern should just boycott @francefootball
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3 years
seems like Bayern will bang Leverkusen twice today
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2 years
I swear they'd slander Lewandowski if he scored a goal like this against Venezuela
@AwaaraHoon
sohom
2 years
Lionel Messi's goal for Argentina and La Bombonera erupts. What a moment for us fans. Classic performance by him after so long. Especially look at how happy Leo is 💙🥺
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3 years
UEFA: you will be banned from the Champions League if you join the Super League Arsenal:
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Shivansh
2 years
Lewandowski thinks he can win Ballon D'or at Barcelona. Bayern should get Ronaldo, let Müller spoon feed him to 50 goals a year and make Disney cry again.
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Shivansh
2 years
Barcelona fans thinking Frankfurt is gonna be easy don't know there's a mini Müller waiting for them
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Shivansh
2 years
This guy won UCL in 1/2 season with one singing of Odriozola in loan. Then there are coaches like Pep with their £1 billion..
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1 year
Bayern has €150m in bank account and wants a striker
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@PSG_Report
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🚨💣| BREAKING: PSG are tired of this situation. Paris showed its firmness with a very clear deal: either Mbappé gives positive signs for an extension, or he will be sold in the coming weeks. Under no circumstances will Kylian Mbappé leave free. [ @lequipe ]
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2 years
Barcelona paid 110m for Dembele, Bayern paid 8m for Gnabry. Barcelona paid 55m for Ferran Torres, Bayern paid 50m Sané. And they wonder why they are financially fucked.
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2 years
Neuer is as big a legend as Messi and Ronaldo but doesn't get treated so because of attacker bias
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Shivansh
2 years
Lahm had completed football at 34, he didn't feel the need to play till 38.
@Azin_FCB
Azin 秘
2 years
At the age of 38 • Cafu had Retired • Philipp Lahm had Retired • Roberto Carlos was playing in the Russian League Meanwhile Dani Alves
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3 years
and his fans blame Pochettino lol
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Shivansh
3 years
All of Messi's goals in FIFA World Cup has come against Serbia, Bosnia, Iran and Nigeria. All of them. All in group stages.
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2 years
Lewandowski: I want to leave Bayern for more emotions in my life The emotions he'll get in Barcelona:
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Shivansh
3 years
This entire Travis Scott incident could've been avoided if people had good taste in music
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Shivansh
2 years
God I miss Flicki-Flacka, we used to score 4 against Atlético's bus 🥲
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3 years
PL top scorer and assist giver vs the guy who PL fans think won't survive the "physicality" of the PL
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1 year
Philipp Lahm.
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@AraujoEnjoyerr
AraujoGoat
1 year
What is "true captain"
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Shivansh
2 years
It's crazy how Neuer dropped MOTM performances in two UCL finals and nobody seems to talk about it
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2 years
we need to talk about The Bayern Pull
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2 years
Serie A is everything people think Bundesliga is.
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Shivansh
2 years
This same Lewandowski would've got slandered for scoring goals against Viktoria Plzen in UCL group stages if he still played for Bayern
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2 years
Flick watching Nagelsmann and Brazzo destroy his sextuple winning machine
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Shivansh
3 years
If Benfica wins and we don't send Barcelona to Europa, I am never forgiving this team.
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Shivansh
2 years
I love the fact that Lewandowski's hated on this app. In order to be loved, one should lick Messi's arse like van Dijk and Xavi. He instead choses to speak up for himself and calls out the hypocrisy. Legend.
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2 years
Neuer is on the same level as Messi and Ronaldo but doesn't get treated like that because of attacker bias
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2 years
Quote with a football opinion that’ll result in this
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2 years
Lewandowski will always be a Bayern legend but the mess he and his agent are creating will mean that he won't be ranking much higher. Müller, Neuer, Lahm, Schweinseiger, Robben and Ribery will always remain above.
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2 years
Thomas Müller has more goals (311) than Fernando Torres (300) and more assists (285) than Mesut Özil (259). We are looking at an all time great.
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Shivansh
2 years
Lewandowski changes nothing, Barcelona's dad is still in Munich 👍🏻
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Shivansh
1 year
Perisic doesn't get a corner, seconds later Argentina gets a penalty. Why even have the formality of organizing games, just give the trophy to Argentina.
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Shivansh
3 years
Bayern has a better win percentage in UCL (91.30%) than in Bundesliga (74.32%) since the start of 19/20 season.
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Shivansh
3 years
Not talked about enough.
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Shivansh
3 years
Lewandowski comparisons moved from Kane to Suarez to Prime Suarez to Messi. We won.
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2 years
The last 3 German teams to have won a European competition have all humiliated Barcelona in the previous rounds. Bundesliga owns that small club from Catalonia.
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prime Suarez doesn't touch prime Lewandowski
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2 years
history will not this remember this
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Shivansh
2 years
Mane left Liverpool to join Bayern. de Ligt rejects Chelsea for Bayern. PL and English media in mud.
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Shivansh
2 years
Manchester City and PSG have spent £1 billion plus to win UCL which Bayern won with this team. Their crappy Oil money will never be enough.
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Shivansh
2 years
bring me Gnabry 22 back
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This is my go to picture whenever Bayern suffers a great defeat. "Anyone can deal with victory, only the mighty can bear defeat."
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Shivansh
2 years
Bayern's academy is not just Dortmund anymore. It also includes Leipzig, PSG and Ajax. We have truly become global.
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2 years
Neuer has faced Neymar, Mbappe, Di Maria, Lewandowski and Reus in UCL finals and conceded a goal only because Dante decided to do this
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Shivansh
3 years
Bayern: Jupp has retired, even the "champions league experts" Pep and Ancelotti couldn't win us the UCL. We are never winning the treble again. Hansi Flick:
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3 years
Poacher huh?
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2 years
@fcsm_eng If you want to troll us, at least use the updated logo. We have 5 stars now 😌
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Shivansh
2 years
Haaland announcement is nice and all but it hasn't got this beauty.
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Shivansh
3 years
This is Lewandowski in 2009 when he was 21 years old. Nobody expected him to be even close to where he is now. You all talk a lot about generational talents. None of those "generational talent" of that time are anywhere near his level now. Never try to predict somebody's future.
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2 years
another Bundesliga flop is balling in PL by the way ✍🏻
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2 years
Frenkie de Jong is screaming for help from Bayern
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3 years
"they checked my DNA and it wasn't DNA, it was Bundesliga" - Robert Lewandowski
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3 years
Bayern Munich having world's best goalkeeper, midfielder, winger and striker doesn't get talked about enough.
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2 years
I will never ever forget these two moments
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Shivansh
1 year
Bayern is THE ONLY CLUB to have won the sextuple and three-peat.
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@ChaaliiyKay
𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐒
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Quote this tweet with football facts that sound fake but is actually TRUE..
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3 years
Now that's what begging looks like
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3 years
Lewandowski did Pique very dirty there
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Shivansh
2 years
Agüero spoke too much on Bundesliga tax for a guy whose career highlight is a goal against Queens Park Rangers
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2 years
Bayern doesn't want to break the salary cap of €25m for Lewandowski and Bayern's FT opinion on Lewandowski replacement is Haaland who wants €30m per year😂
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2 years
Real Madrid against Bayern: Wins 12 Draws 3 Losses 11 Not "owning" exactly
@GreatWhiteNueve
𝟗 🇵🇸
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We own Bayern
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Chelsea are trying so hard to be Bayern's rival that they have started dressing like Borussia Dortmund 😭
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2 years
The yearly Lewandowski to Real Madrid rumour is here
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Madrid Xtra
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🚨🥇| Lewandowski's intention is to leave Bayern and his dream is Real Madrid. @As_MarcoRuiz
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3 years
Bayern 10-2 Arsenal- Arsenal never played in UCL again Bayern 8-0 Schalke- Schalke relegated Bayern 7-2 Tottenham- Poch left and the club never recovered Bayern 8-2 Barcelona- Messi left
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3 years
Funny how Bayern gets disrespected for doing the same thing
This ain’t a joke
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3 years
Lewandowski's brace against Dortmund is being treated like a normal day at business whereas Messi hitting the woodwork against Lens is news of the day. The standards for Lewandowski are insane. He can bring the moon and they'll complain about the shine.
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2 years
I don't know how to tell you that a better big game player than Manuel Neuer doesn't exist
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6 months
Hating Brahmins in India has been normalised to a very dangerous extent.
@sufyrizz
butterchicken
6 months
what opinion about INDIA will have you like this?
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Shivansh
3 years
class is the last thing Messi supporters should talk about.
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3 years
It's always a Bayern player who ends Messi's world cup dream, no wonder they hate us so much
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Shivansh
2 years
Wonder why he didn't mention Lewandowski? Because Lewandowski's GPG ratio is 1.01.
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Shivansh
2 years
Lewandowski has scored 2 goals today while playing like a midfielder. Lewandowski hate in 2021 is simply delusion.
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2 years
I swear I fear Sommer, Lukebakio and Hinteregger more than Neymar
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Shivansh
3 years
This picture should remind everyone the need for youngsters to chose their clubs carefully.
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Shivansh
3 years
Goal scorers to date in the Euro and the leagues represented: 🇩🇪 Bundesliga - 8 🇮🇹 Serie A - 5. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Premier League - 3. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Championship - 1. 🇨🇳 Super League - 1. 🇳🇱 Eredivisie - 1. 🇧🇪 Jupiler Pro League - 1. 🏳️ Own goals - 1. Farmers league, eh?
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2 years
This is the best UCL draw ever*
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@Mysticalleo_
Akshat
2 years
This is the best UCL draw ever⚽️💪🏻
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Shivansh
3 years
From rejecting prime barcelona for a struggling Bayern when nobody would've blamed him for leaving to defeating them 7-0 and winning the UCL, this is why Philipp Lahm is one of the greatest the game has ever seen.
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3 years
If Lewandowski fails to win Ballon D'or in his career, all players might as well stop focusing on their game and start focusing on their PR. Try to sell more underwears, have cute kids and smile more. Lewandowski has been the best player in the world for last 2 years. Period.
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1 year
De Ligt was considered finished when he was at Juventus. Look how wonderful he is for Bayern. It's unfair to judge Vlahovic at Juventus, especially when he plays for terrorist Allegri.
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2 years
Lewandowski broke Ronaldo's record but Messi and Suarez stans are crying the loudest. How much insecure can one get?
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Shivansh
3 years
3 most successful English clubs will have coaches from Bundesliga but sure go on and tell me how Bundesliga is shit 😂
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Shivansh
3 years
Lewandowski did that in 9 minutes..
@jasonn7ii
Jason
3 years
When Ronaldo scored 5 goals in one match. UNREAL
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2 years
Manuel Neuer is even better than Spiderman
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2 years
Another Bundesliga flop balling in Prem ✍🏻
@ESPNFC
ESPN FC
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Josh Sargent’s first Premier League goal was a scorpion kick 😲🦂
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1 year
what did Barcelona do to Lewy he looks so weak and depressed
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Shivansh
3 years
ladies and gentlemen, Jamal Musiala.
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3 years
All those years of cheating and scoring offside goals, Real Madrid finally got caught by the Sheriff 🚨😉
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Shivansh
3 years
Lewandowski's goals don't count because he is supported by good players is pure bullshit. As if Messi and Ronaldo weren't supported by Xavi, Iniesta, Modric and Kroos when they broke their goalscoring records. There's no great striker who didn't have great midfielders behind him.
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2 years
The way media ignores him, you wouldn't know Müller has 29 G/As in 29 matches this season.
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3 years
Only two players have scored 60+ goals in a calendar year and 15+ goals in a UCL season this century.
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