𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖑™
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to us who never do photo dumps because we don’t have a life🥂
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i cant be the only hun who wants to do this atleast once before they die😭
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when you send a risky text and they respond with an even riskier text😭
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"condomise"
"condomise"
me testing the mic at a baby shower
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when you have a bladder infection, urine trouble😭😭😭😭
get it??? URINE trouble?? Anyone??😭😭😭😭😭
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i invented a new word today:
“Plagiarism”😭😭😭
Get it?? because I plagiarised the word??😭😭😭anyone??😭😭
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somewhere out there, there's a kid who's only starting grade 1 yeses😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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anyways I’m single again besties😅👍🏽
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us huns can’t be soccer fans in peace, y’all always think we do it for male validation and that’s lame
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Me when i cook pap for the whole family.
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WhatsApp isn’t boring you just don’t have anyone to talk to
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Sundays are always a bit sad. But the day before is a sadder day
Get it?? sadder day???😭😭😭
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pure maths:
x(2x+1)=0 (2 marks)
maths lit:
ni right kodwa endlini? (15 marks) 😭
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how tf you cheat on Rihanna with someone who works for Rihanna????!!!😭😭😭
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this thing has legs I'm telling you😭
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one thing about me? I'll stare at your nikes until you confess😭
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I have a maths joke but I’m 2 squared to say it🙈😭
Get it?? 2 squared??😭😭😭
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why are mountains funny?
because they’re Hill-arious😭
Get it??? HILL-arious?? anyone??😭
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you have an unnatural allegiance to losers and its unlike you.
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"i dont like sza"🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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people who watched '1000 ways to die' growing up are the same people who laugh at children when they fall😭
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i swear cassper nyovest blocks people more than he makes proper music
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
“SUPPLIES”😭😭😭😭😭
Get it??? SUPPLIES😭anyone???😭
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scenes when Russia plays Umlando as a strategy to destroy us😭
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me: *dies*
family and friends: "heaven just gained another angel" 😭🙏🏽
me:
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flirting is fun and games until they ask you to bless their gallery🤦🏽♀️
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guys i have R350 in my bank account, which iPhone do you think i can buy?
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him: ily
me: aww babe spell it out for me🥺
him: im leaving you
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relationships should be 50/50 i steal your hoodies and you steal my ability to walk🥺
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y’all were laughing at me peep what I’m tweeting from😭❤️
guys i have R350 in my bank account, which iPhone do you think i can buy?
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I'm starting to think I'm ugly because the people who flirt with me...? haibo😭
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no amount of peer pressure will ever make me listen to k-pop
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things that turn huns off:
-lack of attention
-inconsistency
-lying
-entertaining other huns
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being pretty is not easy, you can't walk on the streets in peace🙄
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*eveyone tripping because ig, whatsapp and facebook is down*
me whose always on twitter anyways:
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them: "i don't like twitter"
also them: *joined October 2021*
me:
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one thing about non virgins? they’ll call themselves virgins😭
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me: sza is my favorite artist
him: same my favorite album by her is good days
me: yoh yoh yoh😭
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