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To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield. If I comment on a footy post I mute it….so feel free to shout into the void 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Bruised battered and fists feeling like they’ve been in a meat grinder…….i wouldn’t have it any other way 🥊
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@Football__Tweet @GNev2 I do think he should’ve taken Mourinho’s olive branch and told him all of this….. could’ve been a ‘football father figure’ for him.
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@detectfights Me ordering a pizza with their credit card details I just swiped
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@DeadlineDayLive Surely this is a loophole that needs closing? (I’m a Newcastle fan so the loophole is to my advantage)
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@lipiship @DailyLoud Eyeing up the non-nerds
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@Ollielmeri @MichaelBensonn Homophobia does that
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@TaraBull808 He has a heart of pure love
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@Subhash_ati9 @DeadlineDayLive It’s a release clause you can’t ‘block bids’ that’s the point of a release clause.
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@Lea_EFC You lot chased him down the road, intimidated him, then told him to get out the club….. I’m surprised he didn’t piss on Pickford’s tiny arms at full-time.
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@CPFC Roy Hodgson again?…..
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@NoContextBrits To be fair I’d happily have a huge f**king dragon on the flag…..
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@Bornakang ‘This just sounds like prostitution with extra steps….’
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@cooltechtipz How they really get in…..
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@NoContextHumans If your mint choc chip ice cream tastes like toothpaste then you need to shop elsewhere
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@NoCapFights A lot of people saying ‘oh I’d do this n that’…. It’s the shock of that moment. Your brain is trying to calculate what is going on and going against conditioning of being a good member of society. Until you’re in that situation don’t assume you’d be Bruce Leeing your way out.
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@260_steven @laura_woodsy Couldn’t agree more
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@SBNation ….or will Danky Dank quaver his waffles on the grip show?
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@richardosman @Andr6wMale I had written down the perfect idea for a bond plot. Imagined submitting it to MGM/UA and Daniel Craig nodding approvingly. Next morning pad reads- Bond gets a dog.....that’s also a gadget Fade.
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@PicturesFoIder Claim the on-call overtime…. if they don’t pay it? Welcome to ACAS.
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@wc22updates We got your luxury fan rooms!
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@NoContextBrits Blackpool- the front is actually quite nice…. But behind that is basically Sarajevo ‘94…..
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@BradleyLFC93 @Football__Tweet @GNev2 The cameras aren’t there 24/7 you plum.
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@sportbible All Yerry Mina heard…..
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@KristineParkerH @clipsthatgohard His shoes stayed on…. He’s fine…
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@Telegraph I pay taxes an I WANT part of my taxes to be a safety net for those who would otherwise fall through the cracks. Are there some who shouldn’t be claiming? Of course….. but that’s an infinitesimal number to those who need our help…. I’m proud to live in a society that offers it
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@GunterFehlinger We get a lot wrong in this country…..but our plugs are the superior plug……
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@_WL05_ @Football__Tweet Not sure if fishing or not geographically aware…….
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@JDW303i @NolanAnalyst It’s almost about the opposite, that America, to end the war, would have to do something horrific. It’s about the balance of duty and morals.
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@sportbible Rashford is decent….. but he isn’t worthy of lacing (prime) Henry’s boots. Henry remains the best player to play in the prem at their peak.
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@BadVaccineTakes Homeopathic? Riddled with tracking devices…. Shake the branch of a linden tree that has been urinated on by a brown cat (brownish will do) three times over the wound. Then place 75 nettle leaves into the anus followed by six pine cones. Leave for ten hours and then get a
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@TIME The Fukushima nuclear disaster could becomes Japan’s Nagasaki…..
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@PunLovinLad He is an icon….
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@lululemon Your company is becoming well known worldwide…… for ALL the wrong reasons
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@ImNeeleshK @cctvidiots This is about as lighthearted as parts of Reddit get
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@THFC_Bryan2 @StoolFootball Didn’t they finish above Spurs? How average does that make your team?
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@JustStop_Oil @EmilyThornberry @UKLabour So when a stalker puts letters through their victims doors they’re ’doing what posties do daily’ Your message is important you’re delivering it terribly. Stop behaving like GCSE shock project and actually do productive things.
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@RajuSinngh @FightMate It’s a fight not a tea dance….. first thing my brother taught me, it’s not the smartest, bravest or strongest ‘guy’ that wins. It’s the ‘guy’ willing to do whatever it takes to win.
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Idea for a tv show…. We send Len Goodman around the world to experience local culture and cuisine and decide if it’s ‘foreign muck’
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@_DHOTYA …..inside my house Jennifer Lawrence and Sydney Sweeney were there begging for me to take them…..but we just read Deuteronomy 25:11-12. But their clothes fell off anyway and I saw everything. Then I got out my jet pack and helped the SAS train really hard I was the bestest.
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@HarryHamishGray If you’re riding on a shared path you shouldn’t be going that fast….. or are we going for ‘toddlers off their lead’ next?…….
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@sophie_gadd “We have £250 accommodation and entertainment budget for London for three days….. what do you recommend (one of our party can’t walk so we would need transport)”
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@Louie_DB9 @fesshole We found a ‘tenner sender’
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@EmiratesFACup @ManCity Is this your way of having a sly dig?
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@SkyNews Surely he was just going round in circles?
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@HonesttMatty @mxrganhulme7 We’re here for the Hard drive!
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@StoolFootball Give it to Laura Woods, she has the banter and humour plus knows her footy inside out!
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@KimCJorgensen @wars She misses things she likes? What’s the issue with that? Take movies, the gym and Costa out of my life and I’d be a bit miffed
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@fesshole You changed a Jehovah’s Witnesses life that day
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@Max_ODrive @shitter_k Just to point out it’s still their name there’s loads of examples of this
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@BBCNews Wait wait wait….. you’re telling me Brian Clough and Tony Blair…were Welsh?!
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@AgingWhiteGay ‘The architect of your soul is social media’ is an astonishing line.
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@NoContextBrits ‘Back to mine?….I have sprayed my balls with Lynx Africa…..’
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@fesshole Romeo and Juliet II….. Act one - Scene one- a fetish rave…..
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@DirtyFootbaIIer If that’s not a red I’m bringing a machete to the next match.
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@simonharris_mbd Fake Taxi? 🚕
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@DeadlineDayLive @sport Have you just picked two players out of a hat?
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@JeremyVineOn5 Christ…..if they’ve been deemed to sick to work then surely that’s the point. Are there some people scamming? Definitely…..but we can’t Chuck the baby out with a tiny amount of bath water…..
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@Higgins802 ‘You making this about you again?…..’
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@thetinysir This is basically a marriage proposal
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@Sebbesson02 @DeadlineDayLive @sport I thought Barca were sanctioned on April 1st by La Liga?
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