Shauna Shipman
@shaunship6
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Joined January 2025
apparently if you have a boyfriend then it counts as practice for when you have to kiss him. at least thatās what jackie used to tell me.
What even is kissing practice? Youre just kissing??? Theres no practice. If youre kissing someone ure just kissing someone?? Theres no practice
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Put this on my story and Iāve never received so many likes on a story
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sheās taking some time off of social media to focus on work and the baby ā¤ļø
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you should always have an english major in your ear or you will be susceptible to great evils
Wuthering Heights is SO good when you donāt have an English major in your ear telling you itās nothing like the book
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when an ugly bitch calls you twin
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Spoiled femmes make the world go round
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actually the most violent plot twist is when you pour your heart into writing something that you never want someone to read but they end up reading it anyway
The wholeā āI wrote you lettersā āwhat letterā is actually the most violent plot twist known to mankind. because wdym character A poured their hearts into letters which character B NEVER received???? emotional terrorism.
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this is a cute drawing but genuinely what does the caption mean
When you and bro come back from the Canadian wilderness acting weird and codependent as hell
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jackie got me a reading journal for valentineās day ā¤ļø feel free to give me some book recommendations to write down!
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only a borderline cannibalistic makeout session can fix me now I think
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i canāt believe heās turning 8 months in a few days. itās insane
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sorry iāve been offline for so long, iāve been busy spending all my time with this guy š
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i used to have that dog in me but it was too strong so they euthanized it
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