Donald Trump is the best ever president at winning wars because he has won the Iran war seven times in the last ten days. No other president has ever won the same war seven times.

In between him announcing that the war has been won for the past 15 consecutive days, and him asking today for everyone with as much as a canoe to spare to come help open the Hormuz strait, I’m starting to suspect that this imbecile has absolutely no idea what he is doing.

That’s like the fifth time Iran has been defeated this week alone.

I don't think anyone has thought this war through. If Dubai collapses, our countries are going to be flooded by influencers, tax dodgers, and fucking idiots.

"I was taught you never, ever disrespect your opponent or your teammates or your organization or your manager and never, ever your uniform. Make a great play? Act like you’ve done it before. Get a big hit? Look for the third base coach and get ready to run the bases. Hit a home

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We spent the last 9 months raiding Home Depot parking lots instead of arresting anyone from the massive network of Iranian terrorist cells?

At this rate the Trump administration will release the full unredacted Epstein files to distract from Iran.

let me get this straight a team will not be playing in the FIFA World Cup because they are currently being bombed by the FIFA Peace Prize winner

It's difficult to end a war if you don't know why you started it in the first place.

We owe an apology to George Lucas the blockade of trade routes from a small gas rich state by a state with a robotic army is a huge thing now

Hegseth should spend a little less time worrying about how he looks in photos and a little more time fixing the fucking disaster he has created in Iran and the Strait of Hormuz.

Black smoke rises from a coal fired coal station in the traditional sign that the National Party has chosen a new leader.

As a hitting coach, I watched players come back to the dugout after making an out. They'd look at me and ask, "What'd you see?" I'd go through the mechanical stuff like back side collapse, front side energy, head came off the ball. Man, it was wearing me out! Finally, I

yes and they’re called antivaxxers.

It took Trump 10 days to create an energy crisis reminiscent of the 1970s, replace Ayatollah Khamenei with Ayatollah Khamenei, and weaken our alliances worldwide. He put American servicemembers in harm’s way, resulting in seven deaths. None of this made you safer or better off.

🚨🚨🚨 HERE'S EXACTLY HOW THIS WAR ENDS. STEP BY STEP. BOOKMARK THIS. 🚨🚨🚨 Nobody wants to hear this. But the pattern is already forming: 📉 STEP 1 → Oil stays above $100 for days. Gas prices SPIKE. Americans feel it at the pump. Every headline becomes about YOUR wallet, not

The U.S. spent 20 years and trillions of dollars replacing the Taliban with the Taliban. Trump replaced Ayatollah Khamenei with Ayatollah Khamenei in just 9 days. The most efficient U.S. president ever.

Oh I’m sorry, were we not making that super fucking clear?

This is good news, hopefully jacked up interest rates will encourage households to cut back on militarily striking Iran