Bay Area FREAKS! We are playing Great American Music Hall THIS FRIDAY the 24th. It's Psyched Fest & it's Halloween time, what a treat! 🧛‍♀️🍫🎃 See you there! https://t.co/aBLVdFZ4Lq

As a man, the sexiest thing you can do is get a fucking job you loser

We made a Substack and plan to be way more active over there. If you want to hear some old demos, listen to us chat, and go behind the scenes, come on over 😊

Teslas have the lowest maintenance & repair costs of any brand

Manhole covers are crazy because it means like... Sometimes a MAN needs to go DOWN THERE. for some reason.

Dentist has big nurdle energy

The only kind of news thats relevant to me

There was a power outage at my Airbnb and the entire neighborhood, the host refused to fix it so I gave them one star, left a nasty review, raised an issue with Airbnb, cancelled them online, reversed the payment, doxxed them, harassed them for years and finally just killed them

Well, I'm kind of a picky eater, I only eat human flesh 🫦🥩☺️🤫

Fat Led Zeppelin: "I gotta whole lotta chub" 🎶nneeaaaauuuwww🎶 "I gotta whole lotta chub" 🎶nnneeaaauauuuwww🎶

The album Led Zeppelin I is concerned exclusively with these two important cultural issues: 1) Woman bad 2) Woman good

AUSTIN!!! We miss you. Shall we celebrate the holidays together?! ❄️⛄️🎶 Come on down to Radio East on Dec 13th for the Holiday Hootenanny! Early bird tix available now! ❤️ https://t.co/OWLGYIFRmu

Creedence Clearwater Revival man

Southwest air out here offering $1600 for volunteers to take a later flight. Nobody's taking. The plane has been boarded. IS THE RECESSION OVER

Vegas is a series of baffling labyrinths where you live in terror of accidentally ending up Outside, where it is 110° F

Scrolling each day until I find The Tweet . You just *feel* it, like Severence. The One I've been searching for. It stops me in my tracks and I know that my work is complete for the day.

I love the Stylistics but this is the worst song ever made and it's Debi Deb ripoff https://t.co/tncKbAwCDy

Sometimes I'm scrolling for a while and I have a compulsion to keep going as if I'm searching for something. And then I find it: a flawless satisfying perfect tweet. Just out in the wild. As soon as I see it I know that my work is done and the scroll has now concluded for the day

Absolutely no one is doing as much for body positivity as @IggyPop , it's not even close

Lizzo rapping about getting steps in

I've never met a woman who uses an Android phone