Shae Ashbury NYC π
@shae_ashbury
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The dad bod inspector. Charming dinner date, travel buddy and kinky playmate. π [email protected]
Midtown Manhattan + worldwide
Joined April 2017
Yeah, I have catlike reflexes...(the reflex to crawl into your lap and purr)
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Today is a Saturday that feels like a Sunday. I won't be elaborating
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How to craft the perfect first date: Take the artful tasting menu at Yingtao, add a whole lotta flirting, and stir π
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I got some new pants and really felt like hot shit strutting down the street in them. And then a lady was like, "Umm, you have a big tag hanging down the back." And so, I will be perishing from mortification
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Why does this Padma Lakshmi quote read like a high end SW ad
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This mermaid-themed embroidery is some of the coolest I've seen from Bordelle. The subtle scales, are you kidding me?! I think Poseidon himself is on the design team
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Boy, do I love a man of action...especially when that action is ordering new Bordelle directly to my mailbox π
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Also known as: The blog post where I coin the term "un-special" π
πΆ It's my blog, I can make up words if I want to πΆ
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New on my blog: The 2026 guide to communicating with providers β¨
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Somehow, every guy in NYC who knows how to repair shoes or jewelry is named Boris. And I think that's beautiful
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Looking at you, Librae Bakery, and the allegation that your loomi babka is pretty tasteless... Bestie give us a little taste. Just a little bite
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Remember when bakeries would cut up some of their pastries so you could taste them? I miss those days.
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Oh no. I have displeased The Algorithm after my little hot streak
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Ah, the winter months in the Northeast, when you can take a sexy midnight walk at 5pm
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