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essay to be written about the grandiloquence of proclaiming 'essay to be written about' or 'i could write an essay about' as a performed intellect in the digital age
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Essay to be written about the commodification of journaling for journaling’s sake as performed introspection in the digital age
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@dawnposts sex is lowkey goated when feeling good is the vibe
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@danielwkiely when ppl say "i could write an essay about _" theyre not actually saying anything substantial but acting like they could if they wanted to xx
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not that deep at the end of the day just peeves me off
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the men in these replies throwing hissy fits abt the mild side effects r the same ones that get their girls to go on the pill
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plan c jus dropped 🗣
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@firagawalkwthme with the power of modern ai, we can recreate what this work of art should have sounded like ❤️
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i have it on my wall for this exact reason
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got self-conscious on my walk yesterday & this image flashed through my brain & a voice deep within me said, “i think you guys might be thinking about yourselves too much.” literally better than years of therapy
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bcnr fans will find someone in the wild who also likes bcnr and think its their soulmate
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enough
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my favourite thing on letterboxd is just the girl that does vegan warnings in all her reviews and its shit like 'burger was mentioned' absolutely class
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weird as fuck if ur celebrating the Depp Heard trial
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in my head paul mccartney is the only beatle like when i imagine the beatles i just see 4 paul mccartneys so this picture feels rly alien
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the fact that the girlies were like these are the sexiest guys we’ve ever seen
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*during sex* your body is tea
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honey we have guests.. bring out the fine china
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@JohnCogs5 couldnt live without it john
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looking for tickets for O. at yes basement on 22nd ✌️
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feel like maltesers arent as spherical as they used to be. feel like theres often at least a couple lumpy ones in a pack. probably becayse of woke
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getting hit on on letterboxd is a first
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just got told apparently my instagrams scary
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everyone who makes me cry should kill themselves
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sorry i fucking hate this bear
@FilmUpdates
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‘PADDINGTON IN PERU’ is coming exclusively to theaters January 17, 2025.
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me and the girls are going on britains got talent to yap
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rip moo creator of my favourite image on tje internet 💔
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average fallowfield hinge profile
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dont think u can choose a worse fav band than arctic monkeys
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unfortunately i will require an eyebrow piercing in order to postpone my suicide but i dont want any relation w that dogwank posho film
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cos karma is my penis karma is my balls
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ive just said if i won the lottery the first thing id buy is a pair of tabis and louise sincerely goes "i wouldnt i think id prefer a ginger cat"
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guy came into my work today wearing this fit
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FINALLY
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@shabbje
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im being serious is this llandudno lmaooo
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animals going goblin mode
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i love this freak so much
@kcalbug
amelia𓆨
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baby pelican 👎
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@postnuclearjoan their choices dont exist in a vacuum!
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new ick just seen a guy do bicep curls w his shopping basket in tesco
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film lecturer just called willem dafoe william dafoe this will be a good one
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sick to death of ppl villainising and bullying the contestants on this show as if there hasnt been dire consequences to this in the past
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this is how i started getting people at work to like me
@FilledwithUrine
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[flirting] i have ibuprofen if you need
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i used to not look at our living room curtains when i was younger cos they had spirals on them which reminded my of hurricanes and i was worried if i looked at them id trigger one
@RobertSkvarla
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Since we've all shared our most woo beliefs, what's the most paranoid you've ever been?
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i got that dog in me
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whenever i tell an english person im from north wales they always react as if ive come from from far lands of mystique and wonder like no just rhyl mate 👍
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shes right!! think whats so attractive abt the barbie movie to so many ppl is how familiar it feels to girls and girlhood - and thats what makes it so quintissentially greta gerwig!! shes not afraid to be feminine, wear pink - shes as far as possible from the male idea of success
@PopBase
Pop Base
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Diablo Cody on why she couldn't write a draft for #Barbie and left the project in 2018: “They wanted a girl-boss feminist twist on Barbie, and I couldn’t figure it out because that’s not what Barbie is.”
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my ass is so fat its everything everywhere all at once
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best believe when i get in there im sweeping all those blurays off the shelves and into my duffel bag @Criterion
@HitFactoryPod
Hit Factory Podcast
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love when a celeb gets in the closet and just goes to town. not even really concerned with discussing the movies too deeply. just there to fill up the tote.
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the shaving discourse is so boring but the amount of ppl who cant grasp this basic concept lmao no one cares if u shave ur hairy pits or not its the fact this woman has built her whole brand around new wave feminism but becomes the face of a womens razor campaign anyway
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Florence Given being a self professed feminist but being the face of a womens razor campagin... like make it make sense. There's ONE reason why women shave
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ive written 134 words which is basically 150 which is almost 200 which might as well be 250 which is half of 500 which is a third of 1500 so im basically a third of the way through
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slay from them
@yeemilyee
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the uom hackers saying “have a nice day” at the end of their ransom email is so funny. most polite hackers
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girls when they
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bar italia so yummy and sexy live 😋😋😋😋
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Bf who doesnt have tiktok and gf who sends bf tiktoks
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cant be fucked anymore started watching tiktoks out loud on the bus
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guys wr should just stop cutting the umbilical cord
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Thee oh sees album covers >
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no euphorias just bad
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succession back shots 🔥
@sirromanroy
chiara ☕️
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just found out abt social cues what the fuck
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get the poshos out
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southerners should not be allowed to go to liverpool and Manchester for uni.
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its the same thing everytime it comes out a singer is a sexual abuser 🤦‍♀️ nooooo ill never be able to listen to their music againn why would he do this 😥🥺
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people on tiktok “NOO THE BAND IS BREAKING UP 💔” instead of focusing on the fact that maria was sexually assaulted
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just realised the story ive had up for 23 hours has a filter on it
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maybe twitter bots arent so bad
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amazing. shes been my laptop homescreen for the past 4 years now
@hausofdecline
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My goat is so washed
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just heard a little girl in tesco go 'im so happy today i dont think i could ever be sad again'
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Fancying someone is the equivalent of having a migraine
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hmmm surely this account that only posts images of nude actresses has no obscene objective for posting these pictures.. anyway i wonder why shes crying
@TheCinesthetic
cinesthetic.
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Léa Seydoux at the press conference for 'Blue is the Warmest Colour' in Cannes.
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why are you following tesco food on instagram dont piss me off
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oh my god youre so right paddington
@paddingtonbear
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I think it's time for a cup of tea with a shortbread biscuit.
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rest in peace roger ebert u wouldve loved charli xcx
@johanlenox
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fuck
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dydd gwyl dewi hapus i fy nheulu gymraeg 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🫶
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2 cats
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@YetiYeff
YetiYeff
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I DARE YOU to name something more exciting than MARVEL PHASE 5‼️
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a massive one of these on my bed like a pillow
@jellycatbot
jellycat plush bot
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♡ Amuseable Pain Au Chocolat
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mitski tickets sold out in 10 seconds so i guess its time to kill myself?
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boyfriend constantly updates me on his record scores on the countries of the world quiz but forgets to tell me he got first class honours in his degree
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sonic youth
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things r so good atm :^)
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if u have to play azealia banks or bladee just let me die please
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@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
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Spotify now allows users to find their song that would save them from Vecna.
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no babe i cant leave the house w out my paul schrader drip
@dawsonyassen
frederick wiseass
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picked up the transcendental style shirts yesterday, came out great, will start shipping em out later this week
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bar italia are so good live when theres not a posh twat in your ear asking if you listen to dean blunt
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straight men go to football games so they can stim
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fuck i love tea me
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what the fuck am i supposed to wear in summer if not big coat and big scarf
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toast and a cup of tea is so fucking back
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just had to pass the mitski line omw to uni 💔
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havent had one negative thought abt my hair since i chopped most of it off im free!!!
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dont really get how u can appreciate and be a fan of films "where nothing really happens" if u call them films "where nothing really happens"
@davidcinema
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What is the best movie you've ever seen where nothing really happens?
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not to euphoria tweet but ethan slayed that performance the house down boots
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brockhampton just wont fuck off will they
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whats the secret behind the home bargains smell
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literally like most ppl i know have gone to see either barbie or oppenheimer or at least want to see them- cinema is so fucking back
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upside down miffy actually
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@CATBRAINCELL
cats who share one braincell
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Strawberry shaped like a cat 🍓
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do ppl actually need instructions for anything now omg
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oh yea girl thats me
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dydd gwyl dewi hapus!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿❣️
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yea what molly mae said was completely tone deaf but the amount of ppl that turned on her instantly? she doesnt drive capitalism nor does she pay her workers £4 an hour so put that same hateful energy into the people that do instead of using it as an excuse for your misogyny
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everytime i think i agree w a radfem on here theyre always either a terf or incredibly annoying
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SECOMD YEAR DONE
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watching blade runner 2049 edits like a 15 yr old boy
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