SEYILAW
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Eni ba wo seju akan, yo pe leti omi.
Awon enu ti a ti bo, o le je kibi sele siwa.
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I left Nigeria for the UK on Monday. 1 hour after I got home, I got a call to be in PH on Wednesday. I left the UK on Tuesday to Lagos. I landed in PH Wednesday morning, and tonight, I entertained my President-Elect, ASIWAJU BOLA AHMED TINUBU.
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If some people can boldly say what I said here, I will vote for their candidate. My name is SEYILAW, and I am proudly supporting ASIWAJU BOLA AHMED TINUBU.
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You heard it again.
ASIWAJU BOLA AHMED TINUBU is my candidate.
Murife, don't cryyyy.
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If you think defending my heritage, culture, traditions, and traditional institutions is hustling for my stomach, so be it. I would rather be a beggar amongst my people than denigrate it to live as a king amongst foreigners.
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My dearest Lagosians, let your finger vote SANWOOLU. I shall celebrate the victory with you.
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My fellow Nigerians,
I laugh not at your pains and I know there's a lot of hardship right now. The fact that I supported a different candidate from you isn't to spite you, but out of my belief that my candidate will achieve a better Nigeria. I am here with you in Nigeria, and I…
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Welcome Home.
Ile baba omo o kin bomo leru, kaabo.
Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, your time will favour this country.
My choice, My President Elect.
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E kaaro o. Ologi yin de o. In support of their petition to send me back home. Please, vote SANWOOLU so I can come back quickly. Thanks and God bless you abundantly.
SANWOOLU LE KAN SI issa goal.
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Please watch this video and be proud you supported ASIWAJU. Ahhhhhh!! Some Nigerians are wicked.
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This 2023 election has taught me a lot, and it will linger a long time in my mind. One is the use of the media to indirectly control the narrative and the mind of the electorates without letting much out until many cannot think for themselves.
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I have listened to Wizkid's Album so much that when I switch to other albums, it look like too much noise. I am losing my ghetto spirit.
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4 years of prosperity for me, my family, and those wishing the country well under His Excellency, ASIWAJU BOLA AHMED TINUBU GCFR.
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Thank God for Lagos o. Some children won't have to travel out of Nigeria to experience a good train system for the first time in their lives.
Eko a sanwa si.
Work in progress at the Yaba Flyover bridge and Train station, the Mushin Flyover bridge and Train station, the Oyingbo Flyover bridge and Train station, and the Fagba Train station.
A Greater Lagos is indeed rising.
#GreaterLagosRising
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The distance to a better Nigeria is closer than many can imagine. This Nigeria under PBAT is going to greatly succeed.
If you share this belief with me, may God awesomely bless you and all that concerns you.
Happy Sunday to you.
SEYILAW.
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I am unapologetically proud to be a Yoruba man. I watched this with so much joy and smiles. Our culture and traditions are rich. They form the base of our love, respect, relationships, and unity. We are unique.
Gbogbo omo ile kaaro, a jiirebi. Se daadaa le wa? Oni a san yin…
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Those calling on US to come and help them in Nigeria, I hope they can see what happening in Sudan. Sudan gave Russia permission for a base in the Red Sea, and now, US wants a democratic government. Today, Sudan is the battleground. Some people need lessons on politics.
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Congratulations to Nigerians as we usher in a new era. It's a season of renewed hope.
Welcome to ASIWAJU BOLA AHMED TINUBU GCFR Tenure.
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Happy Birthday to ASIWAJU BOLA AHMED TINUBU, President-Elect Of The Federal Republic Of Nigeria. Igba yin a san wa o.
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Oyo State, thanks for SEYI MAKINDE. You have done well. Lagosians, how is it going? Can I start celebrating SANWOOLU, SANWA LEKO.
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We're still awaiting your petition. Thank you Daddy.
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Still on ONDO STATE.
There is a peculiar swallow as we call in Nigeria that is very rich in fibre, light, and very low in calorie. This swallow is far better than fufu, eba, and amala, etc.
PUPURU is the name. I am not trying to market it, but I'm just stating facts. Pupuru…
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Somebody on this app said Tinubu is trying to steal his way to power, and I almost commented, "But you stole your wife's achievements in the real estate business as yours." I am just quoting my thought o. Ehen!
What's good this morning, my people?
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AN OPEN LETTER TO MR. PRESIDENT.
Mr. President,
@officialABAT
I know you're not new to the complexity of governance in Nigeria, and I truly hope you're feeling the pulse of the nation at this point in time. I am one of your ardent supporters, and I won't hesitate to be one of…
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Oh dear Lord! Bless my children with the omoluabi character that SEYI TINUBU has. He has his flaws, but his commitment to the success of his father is exemplary. The way he appreciates and listens to everyone amazes me.
Yesterday, I met him for the third time in my life, and I…
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It has been such an eventful. I ended up in Bunigeri, Yobe State at the COAS’ Luncheon with the men in the frontline.
This is one of my Christmas celebrations so far. I am happy to spend the day with these men who have given so much for this nation.
On behalf of Nigerians, I…
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Have they started crying already, or are they still hoping for a rerun? What a waste.
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A S I W A J U B O L A A H M E D T I N U B U G C F R.
That is the tweet. Let them go and demand for CCTV footage of him attending class.
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These God forsaken human beings were roaring all over X, accusing everybody of being paid and cursing at our families because we dared to support another candidate while they were the actual people getting paid and milking the innocent people. May God judge us all accordingly.
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The name of the repairer is Obinna. His number is +2348147964403. My nephew was the one who took my TV for repair.
He repaired two TVs for me. A Samsung and a Hisense. My nephew said he was fast and he did a good job.
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U people don't even have 50 million Nigerians vote for you, and yet, you want to claim the destiny of 240 million. Is it that those who voted Tinubu, Atiku, and Kwankwanso are not part of Nigeria that you want to force our destiny into Obi's hand? Asiere lopo ju ninu yin.
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If you think you can use Tinubu as a meme under my post, and I can't use Peter Obi as one. You better go and look for your brain.
Comment rubbish here and see my reply with your principal.
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One of the things I know is that Otunba Michael Adenuga Jnr. is a very private person, and you have to be extremely important and loved to take him away from his comfort zone. He is one of the biggest philanthropists this continent has ever known, maybe second to only Aare MKO…
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This is the way I am looking at all of you under my tweet. Today is my 12th year wedding anniversary. I am not in the mood for trouble.
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Pere, I hope we will be discerning enough and wise not to push a narrative of war because of anger. I know that many have called me a tribal bigot for supporting Tinubu, omo ale for not supporting GRV and many more for their own reasons. I have dared them several times to prove…
The hate against the Igbos in Nigeria is real. I AM NOT even Igbo or Yoruba or Hausa and I feel for them. Someone who is in politics once told me that “an Igbo person can never rule Nigeria”. If say Jesus no hold my right hand that day, I for slap am. Online I see lots of hate…
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It is always a pleasure to entertain my president, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu GCFR.
@seyilaw1
cracking a joke about why he stopped greeting Former Governor
@tundefashola
at events 😀😀😀😀
“Have you paid your tax” 😀
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It's amazingly beautiful that it's been 13 years since we walked down the aisle with family, friends, well wishers, and many unknown cheering us on.
Happy Wedding Anniversary to US and the not so little ones we have made.
Let's make a dozen more as we keep journeying around the…
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This is where we are collecting our urgent 2K today. I was called back from the UK, and I thought I would return on Thursday, but the profession says one more on Saturday. Your annoyance is God's fuel for propelling my upliftment. God, I am grateful.
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I decided to join His Excellency, Mr. Babajide Sanwoolu,
@jidesanwoolu
, and His Excellency, Dr. Femi Hamzat,
@FemiHamzat
at the commissioning of the OBA SEKUMADE ROAD at Ogolonto, Ikorodu on their return from Abuja after they received their certificate of return.
I hope you're…
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I mentioned living through Tinubu's tenure as governor and witnessing his achievements. Somebody who finished secondary school in 2008 is asking me in this same Lagos. I just ignored him because why do I have to campaign after an election we have already won.
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It is good to see that everybody is a saint now. Nigerians are now seriously against bullying because someone died. I hope some people know that whether it is physical or cyber, bullying is bullying.
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In order to disparage the Lagos State Government's efforts in the healthcare sector, some people ran to Twitter in the heat of a serious incident. Human beings threw caution to the wind because of election. God, let this election come and go so that sanity can return.
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Alex Otti in Abia gives me joy. Rev. Fr. Alia in Benue makes me happy. Seyi Makinde's win is exciting news. SANWOOLU, I am still waiting. People are telling me to start celebrating o.
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I am spending my Christmas with our troops in Maiduguri, and my discussion with some top personnel is giving me some deep insights. A troop of 28,000 men and with a budget of N1,000 each for food daily, that is N28,000,000 and for a month (28 days) comes up to N784,000,000.…
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My name is IDILEOYE OLUWASEYITAN LAWRENCE ALETILE. Some people call me SEYILAW (BCFR).
I BELIEVE NIGERIA WILL GREATLY SUCCEED.
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Where I dey, nobody in your family now and still to come can get there. How about that? I love to bant with those crying.
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A day will come, and we will look at ourselves in the face and smile. We will remember the season some people almost used their follies to divide us. The insults, falsehood, propaganda, and more. I will smile harder, knowing that the man I supported became the best for the job.
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One of the biggest traits of a people willing to cause havoc is CONFIRMATION BIAS. They are always looking to have everything in their favour, even if it causes others their lives.
You can be rest assured that if my reply to you is Yes, Daddy or Thank You, Daddy or Okay Daddy.…
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I swear, no politician in Nigeria has ASIWAJU'S work rate. Just look at Senator Opeyemi Bamidele today. How many politicians can point to the people they have made? He paid for Senator's law school because he needed him to help make good policies. Baba na baba.
“E fun mi ni Opeyemi Bamidele ko wa ba mi si se”
PBAT making a strong case for MOB to return to the Senate during APC presidential campaign in Ekiti State.
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Oh God! May I not be one who condemns anything good because it is not the person I love who is doing or did it. May the foresight of Tinubu, the tenacity of Fashola, continuity of Ambode, and resilience of Sanwoolu that have birthed a worthy investment in the LFTZ be our lot in…
In the beginning. The street smart H.E. Fashola was too intentional about the project. Kudos to everyone who is part of this historical event.
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It's been a week of ASIWAJU'S PRESIDENCY, and a lot has been happening. One statement that stood out for me from the president is that, “You can’t have disharmony in an orchestra.” This statement symbolises his willingness to harmonise our security architectures and ensure the…
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Ehen! Abuja is too dark? Of course.
Thank God for giving light to a dark brain after leaving POWER.
Dear
@GovWike
, Abuja is too dark, some spots in this city are naturally dangerous to be at night. The absence of adequate lighting on the streets of prominent districts such as Wuse, Maitama, Asokoro, Garki, and the Central Business District, etc is a matter that requires…
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Happy Sunday to you.
A friendly reminder.
My name is IDILEOYE OLUWASEYITAN LAWRENCE ALETILE. I am from OBE-NLA in ILAJE LGA, ONDO STATE. I am a proud YORUBA man. I am an absolutely patriotic NIGERIAN.
I am a SUPPORTER of ASIWAJU BOLA AHMED TINUBU GCFR. I believe in the…
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Lagos got their electric buses, and I am happy that the road to 24/7 electricity in Lagos State is being cleared. Thank you,
@jidesanwoolu
, for the continuous progress.
Lagos is rising.
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It's not as easy as black and white, but it's been 12 years. Love from Paris.
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You're doing well. Please clap for yourself. All your elders are now called names, and it gives you joy. Please celebrate your win. Omo ale to fowo osi juwe ile baba to bi lomo. From Abiola to Wole Soyinka, Pastor Adeboye, and Oonirisa. Ibi te ba ba de, a to yin ti.
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@funnyboneofficial
, let me appreciate you for the courage to look beyond politics and celebrate a friend in the midst of all the hostility. Thank you!
The truth is that we don't see as often as we used to do, but true friendship is beyond physical meetings. You know I will…
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Your stupid father should have taught you that I am more of a bigger stakeholder in Lagos than the son of a returned slave who decided to stay in Lagos. O da bi aye awon to bi e fe baje. I am an ILAJE with Mahin origin. Go and ask about us in Lagos before the partitioning of…
Imagine Seyilaw, a stack ignorant illiterate whose qualification is a road side recharge card seller using such bigoted words addressing an MIT trained Architect, a son of the soil of Lagos State. A vibrant, young technocrat from Lagos State who can trace his ancestry as far back
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Daddy made in time to celebrate his little baby, TIFEOLUWA.
HAPPY 3RD BIRTHDAY TO MY DARLING.
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Some of these people who wanted to crucify Tinubu so badly that they said Fashola did all the works in Lagos. Today, they are saying Fashola is the reason Nigeria is not progressing.
If you can't see the underlying fact that it is not about governance to some of these people,…
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I am pretty excited to share this with you. I am happy that Lagos State is working and the transportation revolution is happening.
Mr. Governor
@jidesanwoolu
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Before I talk about the president's speech. Did you see the beautiful moment shared by Seyi Tinubu and the first lady on stage?
FL: Iwo sha like lati ma le mo mi.
(followed by a moment of laughter).
Moment that warms the heart.
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I love Pastor Poju sha. He is one of the very few men of God who has earned my respect. He created The Platform, a program that has helped many become known and many to aspire to greater heights.
He did discriminate when he gave a candidate the opportunity to sell himself. The…
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Oh boy! See the names of ASIWAJU'S SPECIAL ADVISERS na. By the time the ministerial list will hit us, Nigeria will appreciate his readiness.
APPOINTMENT OF SPECIAL ADVISERS
President Bola Tinubu has approved the appointment of the following as Special Advisers:
Mr. Dele Alake…
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If you don't have a vivid remembrance of LEKKI '98, please take your time to read by yourself on Nigeria politicians and their works before you judge. Don't allow media propaganda to derail you.
Abeg! Don't abuse me, I am not feeling fine. 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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I have been asking myself what Pastor Kumuyi said that was wrong. Maybe there's something that I am missing.
May Nigeria succeed.
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The next government had better prioritise MENTAL HEALTH because the level of delusion flying around the social space is alarming. From a supposed journalist questioning why a president-elect isn't making monetary commitment to some likely psychiatric bound patients celebrating an…
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Chief Obafemi Awolowo and Chief Ladoke Akintola were two prominent figures in Yoruba politics. They had parallel ideologies when it came to political alignment. In my view, Chief Ladoke Akintola would probably have had a better chance at becoming Nigeria’s president than Chief…
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If dem burn you well, just light matches near Lagos properties in the name of anger. Body go tell you.
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I know it is too early to celebrate, but it feels like a serious win to see a president visible and accessible.
Your Excellency, your speech to the traditional rulers today as the closest authority to the local governments, shows how well you understand the importance of local…
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Good morning, my people.
I am going to do a thread about Ondo State today and my experience and contributions, but before that, let me let you know that I have bought the blue tick and I am officially one of the suit guys.
Please, be magnanimous enough to congratulate me. Now,…
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Happy New Month. My Ondo State People.
Do you know BLACK SOUP called Marugbo or Orugbo by the Ilajes and Ikales? It is one of the healthiest soup you can ever eat. Before your salt, pepper, fish or meat, seasonings and all, there is a special combination of dried leaves.
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Oh boy! Na today, I know why there's so much anger here. A lot of people are from ABIA STATE and couldn't say so because of the governor whose achievement is shoprite and N500 stipend to new mothers. You can have that and not be angry. Even me, I am angry with Akeredolu of Ondo…
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You couldn't look me in the face when I came near your table to greet those who paid for your ticket na. Dem born you well.
So this werey na standup comedian?
Social media is really a leveler 🤦🏾♂️
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Iran igbin ma n fi aya fa ni. Iran ejo ma n danu de le ni. Lagbara ase edumare, gbogbo iran to ma ti ara e jade ma ma fi aya fa ni. O ni je re ara e.
I will tell my unborn children that this man was one of the enemies of Nigeria, that Nigerians conquered for a better Nigeria.
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What's wrong with Lagos sef?
This is why Sanwoolu doesn't deserve another term.
Why is he building train lines?
Money that could have been saved in a bank to generate interest.
Don't mind Sanwoolu jare. They're just testing the RED LINE TRAIN.
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Why do some Nigerians wish Nigeria bad so much? The way we project and amplify the negativities about Nigeria ehn. How do you claim to love Nigeria and wish it burns down? 146 mass shootings in the US this year alone.
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I had a lengthy discussion with some friends about the marginalisation of the Igbos, and some of them believed that:
1. The LAGOS SEAPORT is being used to monopolise commerce.
2. The INTERNATIONAL AIRPORTS in the East are deliberately neglected, and everyone has to come to…
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After the urgent 2K yesterday.
Today, it is the city of Marrakech, Morocco, for another hustle for the next 3 days.
I am blessed. God did it, not me.
Let me go and collect this 2K first.
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My Ondo and especially ILAJE people, the federal government has approved our deep sea port in Ilaje LGA. It is time to go back home and start building for business. Hospitality and more will thrive. Congratulations, as we await actualization.
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My state makes more money than at least 3 southeast states combined. In the multidimensional poverty index statistics, my state did better than almost all the southeast states combined. I am from ONDO STATE, by the way. ONJR.
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SEYI AWOLOWO: WELCOME HOME.
I want to welcome you to the warm embrace of everyone who loves you out there. It needs to be stated that your political choice in Nigeria is not an act of betrayal. It is what it is, a CHOICE. The Yorubas are taught to think differently and…
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The intentionality of His Excellency, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu GCFR, to maximise the potential of every sector of the economy is visibly evident in his appointment.
Today, I had a very productive meeting with the SA to the President want me Art, Culture and Creative Economy,…
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Let's go and put our eyes on the judiciary.
Awa n se joba, awon n sejo.
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No vex o.
Even if you're angry with me, you can still buy tickets to come and see if I will fail.
SEYILAW is going on the MIC again.
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I wrote that skit, transported myself, and acted in it free of charge to support him. They think it is by carrying vuvuzela that validates help.
@seyilaw1
@iamSwaga22
The first Mr Macaroni skit I watched featured Seyi Law. Maybe na help or not. Na through that skit I know him
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This is absolute madness. I didn't support ASIWAJU to see all these things.
Are you saying even companies owned by non- yoruba should do the same or just those owned by Yorubas? Either way, this is wrong, so let's stop promoting rubbish in the name of anger.
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THE GREATEST STRATEGIST.
If you call him the greatest strategist, you won't be wrong. It is a known fact that he conquered every adversary to earn the highest honour of the land. From the beginning of our race to earn a place in life, we swam strategically to be that one sperm…
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CELEBRITIES AND PANDERING TO THE APPLAUSE OF THE MOB. How some celebrities are quick to run with surface information and refuse to dig deeper and be more informed? They're drunk and loud on social media numbers and forget some others are silent with the street following. MY NEXT…
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When you watch Wizkid's Apple Music Live, then you will appreciate his new album more. BEAUTIFUL!
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Obidients, thank you for the constant publicity with your nuisances. It is well worth it. Everybody needs Obidients in their corner.
P.S
You can tell your favourites that when the food from the ministry of Art, Culture and Creative Economy is ready. They should reject it and…
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GOD KNOWS ALL OUR TRUTHS.
Heavenly Father,
You know, I used my PREROGATIVE and RIGHT as a citizen to vote for Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu GCFR. I was not paid, nor did I hustle anybody for money to do this.
You know, I have never asked anybody in APC to give me events and had…
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Even if they break your head, put Einstein's brain, you will still lack knowledge and understanding.
Please don’t let
@seyilaw1
see this tweet, last week he gave reasons why and how the Igbos need to humble themselves to fit in.
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