Alex Jones live jury verdict is some dank ass schadenfreude.

Today’s nightlight technology is so advanced it’s indistinguishable from magic. My toddler has photorealistic nebulae projected on his ceiling, spinning & changing color as it lulls him to sleep. I’m gonna blaze one & lie on his floor & listen to Pink Floyd on my earbuds.

How quickly we forget how much that Army of the Dead montage sucked.

Welcome back, nuclear annihilation nightmares!.

On the other hand, now you can stay at the 5-star Winter Palace Hotel in Moscow for US$3.12 a night.

That was a pretty sweet week in late February after the Covid anxiety faded before the nuclear annihilation anxiety started. Thanks for that, Soros!.

I’m watching this new avant-garde show where a newborn baby cries all night. It’s black and white, one uncut overhead camera angle, and truly awful. And yet I’m staying up all night binging it. Highly not recommended!.

My favorite moment when you’ve been on hold with @British_Airways for over two hours is when the line then begins ringing, and for a moment you have hope, and then it unceremoniously returns you to hold. Hope is poison here. You will never be able to use those #avios

First Betty White then Bogdanovich then Portier then Saget it feels like all too much, and then Durst and I’m like well okay who else we got.

I currently have Covid with double-Pfizer vax and booster and I must say symptom-wise it’s milder than most colds I’ve had. This will be a bittersweet tweet to revisit if it all goes south and I’m intubated/dead in a week.

If I ask for Bob Marley and you give me UB40, you’re not doing your job, Alexa, and shouldn’t be working in a hospital setting.

Shel Silverstein wrote Johnny Cash’s song “A Boy Named Sue.”.

Jesus iPhone, every fucking tome! Every single fucking tome!.

Thank you @ladwp.

#sunshineprotectionact now! @RepAdamSchiff we’re all done with the time switching in your district.

RT @EricG1247: I'm a Marine vet.I'm a Democrat.I haven't committed sedition.I will run against @DevinNunes. RT and follow.

The House could impeach in one day. @SpeakerPelosi @RepAdamSchiff

The cops are like security guards at a Phish concert who hate to admit it but they're kind of getting into Phish.

What I wouldn't give to be a fly on the wall of Mike Pence's hair when he pulls his head out of Trump's ass to see Mitch McConnell cry his sad evil turtle tears.