if i could go back in time and do anything i would not stop 9/11 or anything stupid like that. i would find quaaludes and take them

sometimes before a shower you will think that this will be the shower that genuinely changes everything. and sometimes. you’re right

the idea of the storm taking some of us with it….i feel so connected to everything….soup is gonna taste so good tomorrow..

putting her on my vision board

in sentimental value they’re extremely sentimental. i think the academy liked that about the movie. i know i did!

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they’re saying the (new) 8th sin is wanting to be loved genuinely. why is nobody talking about this

[girl who is reborn every single day] why does nobody understand me

movies are pictures on a screen asf

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found myself explaining the difference between zogslop and goyslop to a guy recently. my mother was engaged at my age

no. you ARE supposed to love people right away sometimes. the quickness with which the feeling arrives does not diminish its trueness. i am sick of hearing this. lock in. the world is going to end Soon

he chudded chuddily across the room,

i have a cut in my mouth and i’m too lazy to go get mouthwash from the store so i swished vodka around my mouth to clean it. like i am in blood meridian

I have postpartum depression from rebirthing myself

Being kind to myself feels like the stripper loves me

That's just masterpieceslop. You're only reading it because it's masterful

there should be a job where i get to watch How It’s Made all day long and i make $100,000 which isn’t even a lot if you think about it. given the situations

everyone is cruel but nobody is devious. that is the problem guys

male friend on hinge for the first time in 3 years

something awesome you can do pretty much whenever you want is watch phantom thread