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@senordinosaur

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ᴘᴜɴᴋ ʀᴏᴄᴋ ʙᴀɴᴅ

Winnipeg, Manitoba
Joined March 2010
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@senordinosaur
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We made it to 10 000 monthly listeners on Spotify! Feels like it was yesterday when it was 8 (each of us + our moms)
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@senordinosaur
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Which song is this?
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Alright Spotify you can either take down Joe Rogan or our one song on your platform from 10 years ago with 70k plays on it. This town ain’t big enough for the both of us so choose wisely
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@senordinosaur
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In the 2000s everyone looked confused as they sang each line 🥴 🤔
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I wouldn’t tell anyone I won the lottery but there would be hints
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Damn lady
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@senordinosaur
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AI picture of… us 😂
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@senordinosaur
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One time I asked if I could join The Offspring and they were so nice about saying no
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1 year
Yes, Cocaine Bear was in the band and had to be kicked out for reasons you can figure out
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3 months
New (old) live track of Street Lights.
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2 years
If you can play Call of Duty, you can play bass in Señor Dinosaur
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@senordinosaur
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1 year
That butterfly is gonna look like a dodo bird in 10 years. Trust us
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Ten years ago today Harry Styles made one of his best decisions and tattooed a butterfly on his torso.
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@senordinosaur
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Nobody at this restaurant cares I can pound the table in perfect rhythm to Sweet Child O Mine
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2 years
We are sad to announce we will NOT be able to perform at Riot Fest as they didn't ask us to play
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The Riot Fest lineup is here! We'll see you September 16-18, 2022 at Douglass Park in Chicago. 1-day, 2-day, and 3-day passes are ON SALE NOW:
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@senordinosaur
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How Robin joined Señor Dinosaur: SD: Want to be in the band? R: I don't play an instrument SD: Doesn't matter, you're playing bass.
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@senordinosaur
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To this day a club owner in Winnipeg named Dick Rivers says we took an actual shit on his stage 10 years ago. After asking everyone in the band we all say no so case closed
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@senordinosaur
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5 years
Hear us on PUNK ROCK CAVIAR, a Spotify playlist that humps your ear with 1000lbs of guitar dick
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@senordinosaur
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We got this cool award from Spotify for being the lowest streamed band of all time
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@senordinosaur
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She's a 10 but thinks Señor Dinosaur is @DinosaurJr 's dad
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What songs would you put on this playlist: “Too punk for metal, too metal for punk”
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The last time we played a show was at a street festival and they told us to keep it “kid friendly” so we played a Michael Jackson song
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Please don’t call us a “one hit wonder” as we’ve never had a hit
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Is Señor Dinosaur the best name for a band?
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These people wearing New York Yankees hats probably can’t even name 3 albums
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Bono said he hated me. I said I hate U2
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2 years
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP DENNYS
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2 years
‘Curbside Pickup’ sounds like a band that got a 9.4 on @pitchfork
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Sorry we couldn’t make it to Coachella, they didn’t ask us to play
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10 years
Robin says the "secret" to having "sexy" hair is to not wash it a week before a show. Sick fuck. http://t.co/iEyhmSGpXt
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@senordinosaur
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11 years
Merry Shitmas from your Señor Dinosaur boy toys. http://t.co/lfHAKE5x
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@senordinosaur
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10 years
Girls react to dudes in bands http://t.co/FRNyDj7J2v
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2 years
Our band would’ve had a real shot if we replaced EVERY member of the band :(
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9 years
Craig only has 3 months left of being 27 so he better hurry up and die so the band can take off.
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9 years
Happy birthday goes out to Craig who never got to celebrate his bday cuz our singers cat was born on this day too... http://t.co/H3XhNkvMOx
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@senordinosaur
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10 years
Robin levitating last night at the Park Theatre http://t.co/2rUakxl4N4
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9 years
WHAT IS A METRONOME?
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8 years
Who is the most disgusting member of SD? 1. Dirty Dylan 2. Craig Puppy Puncher 3. Robin Born Hairy 4. Dave "Gross Peen Fat Fuck Jew Kike"
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@senordinosaur
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11 years
Adele named her albums 19 and 21 because those numbers have a special meaning to her. I bet her next album is called 3.14
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@senordinosaur
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10 years
"I left my sweat pants at the bar"
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10 years
Bono said he hates us. We said we hate U2
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2 years
It’s 2.5 mins so perfect for you
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Put our song Buffalo in with your punk rock playlists, or when you're having sex
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@senordinosaur
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10 years
It's Friday. Our drummer Dyaln wants to party. http://t.co/wqFAPZ2t7L
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11 years
The drummer of Nirvana kinda looks like the singer of Foo Fighters.
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9 years
RIP THE ZOO - we've been extra greasy in you. Thanks for putting up with our stupid, crazy shit over the years.
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12 years
They are STILL waiting for the 9th caller at @Power97 to win free Nickelback tickets from 6 years ago.
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8 years
We released Buffalo again for the 100th year in a row. If you zoom in on the snare drum it says "Criag Sux"
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Chad Kruger and Avril Lavigne prove love isn't blind, it's deaf.
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10 years
To prepare for tonight's show, our singer didn't drink for three whole days.
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11 years
A midget stripper that doesn't go by Tiny Dancer needs a new manager.
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9 years
New songz cumming soon http://t.co/OTqyCpHwtH
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8 years
RIP our little mascot Qpine. She had the same birthday as Craig, but nobody cares about him.
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2 years
Ugly Guy Summer
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We got UGLY GUY SUMMER tanks and slip ons!
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FRIDAY
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10 years
Dirty Dylan pounding the drums like he pounds his own ass. See us TOMORROW at the Zoo in Winnipeg. http://t.co/nbLyfgiFu1
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@senordinosaur
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It turns out I'm a graphic design wizard. This comes out next week worldwide across all streaming and digital...
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10 years
Our singer is never invited to Señor Dinosaur parties http://t.co/WmekM15fdz
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9 years
since we lost 300 lbs a few months ago we've never felt, looked or smelled better. sound? meh http://t.co/ISRMejDDIh
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@senordinosaur
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11 years
The whole world is a stage. Unless you're an animal, then the whole world is a toilet.
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12 years
Craig doing what he does best: living with his parents, playing video games while his Les Paul Custom collects dust http://t.co/ganB1Hgt
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Cut my wife into pieces. This is my police report.
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I recommend Beats by Dr Dre. Beats by Chris Brown leave your head pounding.
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A screen shot of Robin during our first video shoot this weekend. Zombies vs unsuspecting mall patrons? http://t.co/D50kWkNt
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@senordinosaur
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Senor Dinosaur ZOMBIFIED with @bromsfilthymc and Big Bear of the Filthy Animals http://t.co/kLPcPRn9
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@senordinosaur
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10 years
We have the ugliest, fattest, drunkest and least talented singer in all rock music.
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10 years
Of course Robin is bent over, Dave is drinking and Craig is standing still. Photo by @chearn73 http://t.co/y1cLgqXy9Z
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"Screw you Mom and Dad! As soon as I'm 30, I'm outta here!" -Craig, our guitarist.
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2 years
Put our song Buffalo in with your punk rock playlists, or when you're having sex
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@jacknemocomedy where's your homepage?
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12 years
- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Meg White's most complex drumming.
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Hung over like grandpas balls
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Today our drunk lead singer turned 30 something nobody ever guessed he'd live till. he's fat, alcoholic, we play... http://t.co/1FgXvl5vlE
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Constanza sux donk.
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11 years
Sometimes you have to choose between having a girlfriend and being in a band. Compromise: get gay with your bandmates.
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Craig is a dickhead. http://t.co/E2xUrep1GL
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@senordinosaur
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10 years
You ready to make some bad life decisions? Come see us and The Graveyard Ducks at The Cavern tonight. FREE BEER to anyone who pays for it!
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Here's our drummer http://t.co/4HxjKOSU
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Dylan drinking imported beer at practice like its payday. http://t.co/vujND6U4
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@senordinosaur
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10 years
Our singer took a shower for tonight and shared a beer!!!! WHO IS THIS IMPOSTER!?!?!?!?!?
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10 years
Today is Robin's birthday. Someone please, PLEASE get him bass lessons as a present.
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@senordinosaur
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Our Dumpster Drummer Dylan turns 26 today!! Once he climbed on the roof of The Zoo and took his clothes off and... http://t.co/WqN2qt1iWo
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Our drummer Dylan doing stand up comedy in rubber boots http://t.co/Si1yPYHr3E
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10 years
*goes into bathroom* "Everyone listen for a fucking squirt"
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It's Peter Pantsless with his toilet paper ear plugs. Anything can happen at a Dino practice. http://t.co/AXvuuuDU
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Dilly Dog Dylan on stage doing his acoustic Diamond Joe set. What a pervert. #GingerBalls http://t.co/cClG74P9
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@senordinosaur
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10 years
As we are all about to drift off to sleep piled in the same bed, Robin confirms "I am the most nude".
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@senordinosaur
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10 years
Let the fact that Dave showered tonight gauge our expectations for this evening. See you at the Zoo!
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8 years
even if they have a big guitar rig
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