Just dropping by to show off some of my plants. Ok carry on

Fuck I cannot sleep. I think I need a few subs simultaneously pumping while I flick my bean to really put me to bed

Whoever sent on youpay, I can’t find your @. Go follow @sent2jaz

Ok the confetti is cute

Whose mans? Slave is too generic 😩

Whoever just sent on throne, send again and include your @

Yes. I will ruin you :)

Hold this

I’m hunting lurkers tonight. You’ve been warned 😈

Normal guys don’t get h@rd when hot women yell at them

Some dummy who’s never sent to me before saw my post about going out and thought it would be the perfect time to ask me to get on a video call. Some of yall really have worms for brains

It’s a Saturday night which means I’m going out and you’re staying in and funding my night 🙂‍↕️💕

Your wallet told me it misses me

If you think I’m mad at you, go get those red bottoms off my 👑 🙂‍↕️

All my subs with wives and gf’s just remind me to never date a man with access to the internet

I found my tall, hung sub! 2026 bingo card is being updated rn

I will destroy you :)

I want more uk subs innit

Hi there (as a threat)

good morning. your owner wants coffee. go fetch