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The world is fucked and you cannot unfuck it. Just chill and read my new book, Things to Ponder While Taking a Shit.

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@selfhelpsingh
Self Help Singh ▫️Official
3 years
If you are already taking your phone with you to the bathroom, give yourself the gift of reading something better than your ex's status updates. Sold where all good book are sold... so, basically Amazon and Gumroad. #selfhelpsingh #BookTwitter
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@wcd07
Big Dog
11 months
Great work night out seeing Masood Boomgaard @selfhelpsingh at @GleeClubGlasgow #JustFuckingChill
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@selfhelpsingh
Self Help Singh ▫️Official
11 months
I have not endorsed #BFC. Please understand the risks associated with memecoins. If you want to invest in something, get my book: Things to Ponder While Taking a Shit. Lessons to unfuck your life. That is all. https://t.co/2lbjo1NKNd
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This book will help you reach fewer goals in order to achieve your greatest dream of doing nothing, professionally. It will open your mind to how truly insignificant your effort is in the greater...
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@selfhelpsingh
Self Help Singh ▫️Official
1 year
Making the worst of a bad situation.
@alphafox
AlphaFox
1 year
What would you call this look? 😳
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@Noledad84
Choco McNasty 🇺🇦🇺🇦
1 year
Hey @selfhelpsingh , I catch myself reading and re-reading your book for advice and to uplift myself. Any advice for someone like me?
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@selfhelpsingh
Self Help Singh ▫️Official
1 year
That is all.
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@selfhelpsingh
Self Help Singh ▫️Official
1 year
If the only lesson you remember from the #Olympics2024Paris is that dancing will either make you or you will break it, that is enough. Subscribe to my newsletter, and save a kangaroo today. https://t.co/sjg0ably0V
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@selfhelpsingh
Self Help Singh ▫️Official
1 year
Greetings and salutations!
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@selfhelpsingh
Self Help Singh ▫️Official
1 year
If being "bored AF" is the worst thing about today, consider yourself lucky. Right now, hundreds of millions are battling things that could end their life imminently. Stop being a bitch, and live your boring as fuck day, blissfully doing nothing. That is all. #selfhelpsingh
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@selfhelpsingh
Self Help Singh ▫️Official
1 year
There are easier ways to get a weekly reminder to debullshit your life. Just sign up for my FREE weekly newsletter on https://t.co/V5EdVBGQXw Your inbox will be thanking you. That is all.
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3 years
“When you have a bad day—give up.” OP-1 Field / PO-33KO improv jam feat. @masoodboomgaard #teenageengineering #op1 #op1field #pocketoperator #po33ko #selfhelpsingh
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@selfhelpsingh
Self Help Singh ▫️Official
3 years
Well, it's fucking Saturday. Take a break from your life of chores and being responsible. Break the rules. Be a maverick. Dare to sleep in for 60 glorious seconds more than you are allowed to. Be ungovernable.
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@selfhelpsingh
Self Help Singh ▫️Official
3 years
As you prepare to hate Monday's, remember to unchain yourself from the thing which causes you the most pressure: responding to text messages.
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@ele__giac
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3 years
My friend made a shrine for the Self-Help Singh, Masood Boomgaard, and I’m honestly losing it. She made some offerings too.
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@selfhelpsingh
Self Help Singh ▫️Official
3 years
Your phone is creating more work for you. #blueTick everybody.
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@selfhelpsingh
Self Help Singh ▫️Official
3 years
Find this and other treats in my new eBook, dropping this December.
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@selfhelpsingh
Self Help Singh ▫️Official
3 years
#Thought495 If you are in a dead end relationship, there are two clear choices you can make: ▫️Get dead -or- ▫️End the relationship. No one can be telling you what to do, so, it is fortunate that you chose to #EndTheRelationship and leave the deadness to another day.
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@selfhelpsingh
Self Help Singh ▫️Official
3 years
Cheaper than therapy, but waaaay more beneficial than it... Or so I hear.
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@selfhelpsingh
Self Help Singh ▫️Official
3 years
Make sure you are remembering:
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