i DESPISE people with no sense of urgency. late everywhere, dilly dallying after an event is over and you have some place to be, making people wait on them. my least favourite genre of humans.

no i can't work on keeping my cool and managing my anger. can you work on being less wrong and annoying.

just tried black coffee no sugar no milk and i'm sure whoever claims to enjoy this is either lying about liking it or lying about having a soul.

idk who invented mini desserts for 25 bucks but they need a raise

this guy done said gracias at the pani puri stall.

Was scrolling Nykaa reviews to know people’s opinion on plumping lip oils and saw this 😂

houseparty in mid twenties last night and everyone was just sharing linkedin details instead of instagram usernames.

😽

walking around with my bf who bent down to my height to check "what life was like from down there" and then said "yuck i hate being so close to the ground".

gm 🌥️

just heard the wildest story about yet another relationship falling apart after dating for 2+ years because one partner randomly decided they weren't that into it TWO YEARS in. what's the science behind this.

friend saw The Prestige (the Christopher Nolan movie) and she said "wasn't this the plot of Dhoom 3" 😹😹😹.

cat climbed on top of the table at a restaurant

it's 9 am and my dad won't let me catch a break

new uniform for bf just dropped

god puts his most unserious soldiers in the funniest situations.

there's a friend i send voice notes to when im at the lowest points of my life and today i wake up from a nap and find out he's put them in a song.

out and about tonight