Seema Goswami
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Journalist. Author. Columnist. Spectator. My novel, Race Course Road, is in the shops and at
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So, my book is out. The sequel to Race Course Road, starring Asha Devi as Madam Prime Minister.
Head over to Amazon and show it some love, if you would!
🙏🙏🙏🙏
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China attacks India. The Indian government responds...by attacking the Congress. This is where we are now. Weep, my beloved country!
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When a politician asks in a threatening tone, “Don’t you believe our army?” the correct response for every journalist is to say, “I am not in the business of belief. I am in pursuit of the truth. It is not my job to believe. My job is to ask questions.”
That is true patriotism.
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Is IPL over?
No vision, no direction. Delhi is dying. If you have any SHAME, then RESIGN
@ArvindKejriwal
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I think we should change your name to “Pagal Rohatgi”. That is my freedom of speech.
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Rahul Gandhi has given so many TV interviews. But not 1 anchor has asked him if he writes poetry, likes mangoes, can cook, has dieted, carries a wallet, what his exercise regime is. It’s true what they say. The media are biased. Such tough ques for Modi. And softballs for Rahul!
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Remind me again - how many women are there in your Cabinet?
Wish all my sisters, mothers and daughters a happy
#WomensDay
. It is very heartening to see the growing access to opportunities for women
Only when women and men become truly equal partners can we progress. My salute to all women for shaping our society and building our nation.
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Leadership is when Army Chiefs stay out of politics...
#WATCH
Army Chief Gen Bipin Rawat: Leaders are not those who lead ppl in inappropriate direction. As we are witnessing in large number of universities&colleges,students the way they are leading masses&crowds to carry out arson&violence in cities & towns. This is not leadership.
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What do you mean you can’t spot the gas cylinder? Sambit Patra is right there in the middle of the frame! And draped in saffron for ready identification!
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But who will protect you against your innate stupidity?
Look who’s in line at the wine shops ..So much for protecting women against drunk men 🙄
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Why is this BJP guy so worried about who Atishi’s husband is? And why her husband isn’t part of her campaign? Short answer: because weak men like these can’t ever deal with a woman on her own terms. They can only see her in relation to her male relatives.
#shame
#IStandWithAtishi
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Imran Khan’s wife number three. It’s like we’ve gone back to the Middle Ages!
#BushraManika
#BushraBibi
#ImranKhan
#NayaPakistan
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All you media bhai behen log giving the Congress a hard time today, well done! I now look forward to your investigations into the state of intra-party democracy in the BJP. No hurry. Any one of these days is fine!
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Forcing women to wear the hijab.
Forcing women to take off the hijab.
Both are wrong.
The issue is force, not the hijab.
#Hijab
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Remember those signs we read in shops? “If you break it, you own it.” Realised today that it applies outside of retail as well!
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Lost another member of my family to Covid.
My brother-in-law passed away last night.
There are no words left any more.
Just endless pain...
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Bye bye. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out!
If Exit polls are proven right
Last night all we friends decided
Time to pack up and leave Delhi. No point in playing with our and family health. Even if we earn less at some other place.
BJP was our only hope
Sad. But we have no other option.
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How can a world famous actor be so ignorant? Aatish Taseer is not a Pakistani.
How can the World’s Most Famous Magazine Endorse
such a Blatantly Biased Attack on Prime Minister Modi by a Pakistani while India’s elections are still going on?
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I demand a complete ban on Nitish Kumar. Please RT if you do too.
Nitish Kumar demands complete ban on alcohol across country
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Such an evil party the Congress is! Providing 879 buses instead of 1049.
How can it possibly compare with parties that have provided the right count: zero.
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Is Rahul Gandhi a Hindu? The only correct answer is: It Does Not Matter.
#RahulGandhi
#Hindu
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If you don’t test, you won’t know you have Covid.
If you don’t know you have Covid, you won’t be added to the Covid numbers.
In a matter of days, the Covid numbers will be down.
And in another week, the third wave will be ‘over’.
Well played!
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I would wish a quiet peaceful death to Indian news television...except that news television is dead already...
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Just lost my aunt to Covid. Feeling numb and hopeless. Can’t even go and visit my cousins to hug them close. This disease destroys everything in its wake. And please, don’t come at me with recovery rates...
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Boss, is this your idea of social distancing? This will not flatten that curve!
@ShashiTharoor
President Kovind
@rashtrapatibhvn
hosted South Indian MPs yesterday for breakfast as part of his series of annual breakfasts for all parliamentarians. A very pleasant occasion in the magnificent surroundings of the Presidential Palace.
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Ma’am, why don’t you go there and show your solidarity with those young girls who must be terrified. They need your support today
#JNUProtests
#JNUattack
Horrifying images from JNU — the place I know & remember was one for fierce debates & opinions but never violence. I unequivocally condemn the events of today. This govt, regardless of what has been said the past few weeks, wants universities to be safe spaces for all students.
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I have no problem with either. You can worship Lord Hanuman and Bharat Mata without hating on other communities. Arvind Kejriwal shows that is possible.
#DelhiResults
Arvind Kejriwal, the family man, invokes lord Hanuman, a symbol of devotion and commitment, and Bharatmata in his victory speech. He is just another shade of saffron, just the one that most won't have a problem with.
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Manmohan Singh was born way before Pakistan was born...
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Are Rahul Kanwal and Kamal Nath in the same weather zone? 😂😂
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I don’t know about u but I refuse to go along with this new India where you are expected to apologise for caring for your own mom. And I’m happy Rahul Gandhi is not falling for this narrative in which you have to turn your back on your family to be considered a great politician.
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This thread...What a way to reduce a pan-Indian movement to a Hindu-Muslim issue! Sorry
@Shehla_Rashid
this is not abt Muslims alone - it is abt every Indian who cares about our constitution. We all have a stake in this. And no amount of self-righteous bloviating will change that
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God also gave you a brain. Try using it sometimes...
If you are not eating your food with your hand, you are insulting the God that gave you hands to feel the food that gives you fuel for life.
Which type are you? Do you use hands or cutlery?
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A Western writer says he doesn’t like Indian food…
Why do we even care?
I honestly don’t get the meltdown that has resulted.
Is our need for validation so great that we need to react to every ignorant take on Indian food?
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Sorry Marya. It doesn’t matter what the “voices on the ground” are saying. Their opinions can’t make a wrong right. Giving a ticket to
#PragyaThakur
is a disgrace.
After listening to voices on ground in Bhopal one realises why the Bjp fielded
@Sadhvi_PragyaS
and why most of us are disconnected from ground realities. Listen to residents of Bhopal on
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Even if it is
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in that
#video
why should he be ashamed of having consensual sex? Those who filmed these private moments are the ones who should be ashamed!
#HowLowCanYouGo
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Masoom was a remake of another movie, Man Woman and Child. So much for your ‘script’!
So many people that ‘Knew’ wanted me to change the script of this film. People that were famous, experienced and ‘knowledgeable’. Told me it had no drama, no villain. I was naive unknown unskilled untrained. But rebellious. Thank God for that !
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Your citizenship is none of anybody’s business? Fair enough. By the same standard, nobody’s patriotism - or lack thereof - is any business of yours. Hope you get that.
My citizenship is none of anybody's business, Sir. Personally attacking me after the joke boomeranged and you fell flat on your face, is that your only defence?? Too embarrassed to accept you were wrong?? Get well soon!!
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Kill a cow in Gujarat?Get a life sentence. In the north-east?Eat all the beef u want.These are the same folks who want a Uniform Civil Code?
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So Delhi is going to have night curfew AND 24 hour vaccination...
How does this work again?
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Am really amazed by the endless fascination with
@RahulGandhi
at a time when the government of the day deserves to be put on the mat. Journalism is about speaking truth to power. It’s not about heckling those out of power. Though, of course, it’s much easier to do the latter!
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If Pakistan did not exist, the BJP would have to invent it to fight this election 🤦♀️
#GeneralElections2019
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When a CM does what the PM should be doing...
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My mom before she became a mom...
Happy Mother’s Day!
Miss you everyday...
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You have every right not to say Bharat Mata Ki Jai if this is how you feel. But labelling everyone who does say it as communal smacks of the same intolerance you are raising your voice against in this tweet. Something to think about, maybe?
#BharatMataKiJai
Yes ‘Bharat Mata ki Jai’ is communal. Because it forces a certain mythological idea of motherland being a Devi, a deity.
This may suit your faith and religious philosophy but not people who believe in monotheism- one God.
It is clearly a majoritarian slogan.
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Apps don’t auction women. Men do.
‘Bulli Bai’: Delhi, Mumbai police file FIR against app that put up photos of Muslim women
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Dear Hrithik Roshan & Kangana Ranaut. We don't give a damn which one of you stalked the other. Just pls stop stalking us with your stories.
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Dear
@cnnibn18
Why bother to invite
@_YogendraYadav
on your channel if your anchor is just going to be rude and obnoxious to him. If you are not interested in Yadav’s views, why get him on air? Just to insult him? What an utter disgrace!
#shame
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But you can predict that this misogynistic shit will be dished out again and again.
'Nobody can predict weather, death, market and women': Rakesh Jhunjhunwala at CII real estate confluence 2022 |
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What a pleasure it is to watch
@Nidhi
Razdan conduct a discussion. Calm, cogent & most importantly, cordial. Wish some of our more macho anchors would take lessons from her. The one who shouts the loudest is not always the winner. Shouting means you’ve already lost the argument!
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Amazing. A Union Minister is more concerned about attacking Rahul Gandhi than condemning yet another attack on a hapless citizen of India. Instead of targeting Rahul, how about you target the lynch mobs, Mr Goyal?
#Lynching
Stop jumping with joy every time a crime happens, Mr Rahul Gandhi.
The state has already assured strict & prompt action.
You divide the society in every manner possible for electoral gains & then shed crocodile tears.
Enough is Enough. You are a MERCHANT OF HATE.
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Rahul Gandhi takes back his resignation as Congress President. Media: “Sab drama tha!” Rahul Gandhi sticks to his stand that he will resign as party president. Media: “What yaar, he is behaving like a petulant child and running away!” Clearly there’s no way Rahul can win this one
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Could not disagree with this more.
I lost my father at a young age. That did not turn me into a hate monger. Or make me dehumanise other women.
Bereavement is a tragedy. It is not an excuse for criminal behaviour.
If “ bully bai” was really masterminded by an 18 year old girl who has recently lost her parents to cancer n Corona I think the women or some of them meet her and like kind elders make her understand that why what ever she did was wrong . Show her compassion and forgive her .
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When Rahul Gandhi’s decision to accompany his mom for her check up abroad becomes another stick to beat him with, it makes me wonder abt the world we are living in. Would those attacking him not do the same for their moms? If not, it says more about them than it does about Rahul
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You must really be a fan of suicide bombers then...
Sure he murdered Gandhi but he didn't hit & run. He surrendered & faced the trial with heroic courage & left a very powerful testament as to why he murdered Gandhi. I CONDEMN the murder but I admire Godse's courage in facing the gallows, staying firm on his version of patriotism
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She’s done it again! Proved that her skills of comprehension are non existent. (Listen to the speech yourself to hear what
@RahulGandhi
actually said)
He's done it again!!! On a two-day visit to Germany,
@RahulGandhi
has issued a shocking statement justifying the creation of ISIS - While addressing a gathering at Bucerius Summer School in Hamburg, Rahul Gandhi said that lack of jobs created ISIS!!!
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I don’t know anyone who grew up using “Jai Shri Ram” as a greeting. It was always “Ram Ram” or “Jai Ram Ji Ki”. That’s what I always heard (and used) growing up. The use of “Jai Shri Ram” started as a political slogan during the Ayodhya movement. And it remains a political slogan
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I need a drink now...
#WATCH
: PM Narendra Modi says in Meerut, "Sapa (SP) ka 'sha', RLD ka 'Raa' aur Baspa (BSP) ka 'ba', matlab 'sharab'...Sapa, RLD, Baspa, ye 'sharab' aapko barbaad kar degi."
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What it is you don’t understand? Sex? Or consent? Or the idea that they can co-exist? As for stupidity: all you need is a mirror!
If you want to identify stupid people just check who is defending Hardik Patel today.
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There’s tone deaf. And then, there’s Ivanka Trump...
15 yr old Jyoti Kumari, carried her wounded father to their home village on the back of her bicycle covering +1,200 km over 7 days.
This beautiful feat of endurance & love has captured the imagination of the Indian people and the cycling federation!🇮🇳
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Oh no! Vasundhara Raje has left the BJP? And Piyush Goyal? Also Pankaja Munde and Poonam Mahajan? How did I miss that? 😳
Dynasty culture is culture of Congress, not of India, says Amit Shah at BJP
#NationalExecutiveMeet
responding to Rahul Gandhi
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Wonder how many TV channels will have a prime time discussion on the Congress manifesto today? Or will it be the usual ‘Pakistan’ ‘Muslims’ ‘Nationalism’ ‘Dynasty’ debates that feature every night?
#CongressManifesto
#primetime
#tvdebates
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Why don't you, dear sir? After all it is your homeland not VP Ansari's. We can chip in and buy you a ticket so that you get back home!
U just made it worse for India's Muslims by being thankless & petty
#HamidAnsari
while spreading victimhood. Y dont u retire to Pakistan?
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Let me get this straight. Publishing pictures/videos of cremation hurts the sentiments of Hindus & impedes the soul’s journey from this life to the next?
So why did the world watch as Rajiv Gandhi’s - and AB Vajpayee’s, more recently - mortal remains were consigned to the fire?
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The full quote was that the “CPM’s slogan was that basically Rajiv Gandhi is a chor”. But why let’s facts get in the way of your doctored videos? Hope you got your 10 Rupees for this! 😂😂
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Is he also joining the TMC?
😳😳😳
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For those asking why Shyamala Gopalan brought up Kamala & Maya as part of the Black community, have u considered the fact that the Indian community she was part of would not have been very welcoming to two half-Black kids? It’s time we faced up to our own racism
#KamalaHarrisVP
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Good decision.
Lucknow | Congress General Secretary for UP East
@priyankagandhi
cancels scheduled press conference, says 'in wake of the unfortunate
#PulwamaAttack
, I don't think it is appropriate to talk politics right now'.
(News Agency ANI)
#KashmirTerrorAttack
#Pulwama
#Awantipora
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How lovely is this? The Vienna boys choir singing Raghupati Raghav...
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Speaking truth to people out of power. The Great Indian Skill.
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Such a beautiful sentiment…
Does anyone know who the singer is?
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You know what is morally corrupt? Your thinking...
What is left for a virus to kill in a morally corrupt nation
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India and Bangladesh national anthems. Both written by the same man. Rabindranath Tagore.
#IndiaVsBangladesh
#CWC19
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Sex should always be free. Nobody should have to pay for it.
Wait till Rahul Gandhi also promises free sex for every adult male for a certain number of days every year!
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India is a tolerant country. And if you disagree we will blacken your face, threaten to send you to Pakistan/rape you. Well done Bhakts!
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Dear Indian TV news channels, 17 brave soldiers are dead. Nobody gives a damn about which one of you was the first to report what
#UriAttack
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A “free and independent India” can wear whatever the hell she wants!
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So if you offer cheap electricity and power to the poor, you are 'populist'. If you offer cheap land to industrialists you are a 'reformist'
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You’re a brave man! Teaching Amit Shah how to win elections! 😀
3 obvious lessons for BJP after Delhi: 1) Ideological issues must be supplemented by a solid governance agenda 2) There has to be a vibrant local unit with mohalla presence, & not merely during polls 3) A chief ministerial face is a must. Modi-Shah can’t be a substitute.
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Congratulations to Rahul Gandhi on becoming Prime Minister of India! Who knew?
‘India’s leadership during COVID-19: Modi’s thali plan and Rahul Gandhi’s no plan’
@zainabsikander
writes
#ThePrintOpinion
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I am child of Partition too. My parents taught me to fear nothing. They brought me up to tell right from wrong. And they made sure I didn’t see myself as a ‘victim’ ever. Maybe you can learn some lessons from that.
#refugee
#partition
Started life as refugee of Partition. Parents gave everything to make a life for kids. Was always in fear of ‘intellectuals’. They made me feel insignicant. Small. Then suddenly embraced me after my films. I still fear them. Their embrace is like a bite of snake. Still a refugee.
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Get your mind out of the gutter...
Why should school girls wear skirts like this and expect men not to stare them?
Cant they cover the whole legs like one of the girl in this pic?
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Delhi air is back to unhealthy. Congratulations to all those morons who burst crackers last night.
#airquality
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This is unbelievable! How can the PM go about as if it is business as usual in a situation like this?
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Funny how 'waitress' is used as an insult to Sonia Gandhi but 'chaiwallah' is touted as a great compliment to Narendra Modi. Wonder why?!
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How about researching ‘Ram Naam Satya Hai’ while you are at it?
Science Ministry funds trial on effect of Gayatri Mantra in treating COVID-19
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Hema Malini: the gift that keeps on giving...
मै MP हूँ , नाला बनवाऊँगी क्या - बोली हेमा मालिनी। देखिए क्या हुआ जब “धाकड़ लड़कियाँ “ पहुँची मथुरा। आज दोपहर 2.30 बजे।
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Yes, nobody needs a lesson in patriotism from this government. Or even a certificate of patriotism for that matter. Just wish the media had made the same point when JNU students and assorted Muslim leaders were being denounced as anti-nationals.
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This is Mumbai as we seldom see it. And that is the Mumbai we must all work to preserve!
Biodiversity map by Rohan Chakraborty.
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This picture speaks a thousand words. The new generation doesn’t hesitate to wear its heart on its perfectly tailored shirtsleeve. And more power to them. Rock on, ladies. Don’t ever change!
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I have decided on my New Year Resolution for 2019. Don’t let the nationalists hijack patriotism. Our country deserves better. And yes, let’s reclaim
#BharatMataKiJai
from the loony brigade!
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Silly Sabyasachi!
Doesn’t he know that once a woman wears a mangalsutra she can never get naked. Or ‘semi-naked’.
It is saris all the way - even if she is in bed with her ‘Pati Parmeshwar’!
I have issued a Legal notice to Sabyasachi Mukherjee Indian fashion designer regarding using "semi-naked models for a Mangalsutra collection advertisement as "Mangalsutra" is part of Holy Hindu Marriage.
He outraged the holy Hindu Marriage (Mangalsutra).
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When you mix religion with politics you play their game.
When you play their game they win.
Every. Single. Time
It really is as simple as that.
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Dear friends in the media, if you are going to use the word ‘Lutyens’ in every second sentence, then it might be a good idea to learn how to pronounce it. Just Google it, for god’s sake!
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