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20! // lucy dacus stan first, ilesbian second // @sedentarypussy priv

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@sedentarysecret
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3 months
chappell roan is like katie gavin’s wario
@ChappellRoanNow
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📸| @ChappellRoan looks pulchritudinous in new photos at her show last night in San Diego, CA via @/luxxienne on Instagram ✨
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@sedentarysecret
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phoebe bridgers writes about her hometown like she’s from bumfuck illinois whole time it’s la
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3 months
okay lol
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idk what this is called but i LOVE when a song has this bit
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@sedentarysecret
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3 months
bringing this back
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does julien being on the tiny desk committee mean that she’s heard chappell roan…
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@sedentarysecret
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3 months
just found out lindsay lohan dated a butch in 2008/2009 this is life changing information
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@sedentarysecret
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2 years
this is so invasive and weird why would u make an edit of that and post it on tiktok
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@sedentarysecret
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2 years
i think if i was alive in 2015 i would’ve gone to the 1989 world tour
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@sedentarysecret
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2 years
my favorite taylor swift tour outfits, a thread cause i’m boreddd
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@sedentarysecret
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6 months
this is genuinely one of the most soul crushing lines julien baker has ever written
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@sedentarysecret
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9 months
she was RUNNING from the grind not a CHANCE
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@sedentarysecret
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6 months
this gay as hell to anyone else or just me?
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wait cause why does this make sense…
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@sedentarysecret
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10 months
she killed so many birds 4 this album :(
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@sedentarysecret
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2 years
pls yall i meant if i was like an adult 😭
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i miss swifferstruggle 🥲
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2 years
@makenaadorestay i’m 18 i’m just stupid 😭
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2 years
i do not understand ppl who follow and then immediately unfollow when i fb… so u didn’t even like me 🥲
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@sedentarysecret
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3 months
stop being annoying in my quote tweets 😭♥️🙏 i’m nineteen i was like five when this relationship happened
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@sedentarysecret
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2 years
some ppl who met taylor (u all know who) are so ungrateful it’s so strange like what do u mean taylor swift interacts with you regularly, invited you to meet her in person, sent you 3000 dollars, and now your slandering her name for likes and retweets? weirdo.
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@sedentarysecret
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7 months
y’all it’s not weird/parasocial to take a hard lunch as a hard launch i’m sorry like it’s a lot weirder to expect them to like tell the fucking presses and make an official statement or some shit if this was anyone else y’all would take it at face value 😭
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@sedentarysecret
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2 years
watching everyone who was so pissed at taylor switch up now is real funny. it reminds me of when rep came out 😐
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@sedentarysecret
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6 months
i’m so happy boygenius got SEVEN grammy noms but there’s an evil little gatekeepy me deep inside my brain that is about to kill herself
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making assumptions based off your favorite member of muna + boygenius: a thread 🧵
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@sedentarysecret
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10 months
need to name my playlists better this cannot be my spotify home screen 😭
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@sedentarysecret
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2 years
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“obviously, i want this to be for the queer and trans babies that i want to hold in my arms and tell that it’s going to be all right”
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ew no like i probably need boygenius rn than at any other time in my life!!!! what more does a queer teenager need than queer women singing shamelessly about how much they love eachother on stage
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also clown me for not being a hag all u want but why are y’all acting like this is not a butch! i saw butch so i said butch!
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3 months
she’s also a zionist so idk why y’all are slobbing on her knob so hard
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@sedentarysecret
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2 months
JULIEN BAKER HUSBAND?
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@sedentarysecret
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11 months
thread of all my fav home video lyrics bc i love this album more than life
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every single picture from the folklore era had the vibe of an old withered photo of your grandmother you found in the attic and i love that
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i can’t do this rn
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2 years
my all time favorite tour look
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taylor opened the tour with tim mcgraw as the first surprise song, the first song she ever put out, right at the first night of the tour. it would kinda make sense for her to end the tour with the last surprise song in la being the most recent song, aka a new one…
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sister red carpet looks
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@sedentarysecret
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bgtwt
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@sedentarysecret
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7 months
u don’t get it her mama is relieved because nothing worse could happen now that her child is missing because if her child was here her child could be gay and that would be worse to her than her child being dead
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@sedentarysecret
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9 months
FINALLY GOT MY JB TATS
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2 years
some of my fav taylor swift street style looks, a thread
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@prentiss_swift stop i used to think it meant she jumped on the bed 😭
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9 months
justin beeber i love arm tweet
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need somebody 2 look at me the way lucy looks at julien
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beginning and end of an era or whatever
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sister red carpet looks
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i hope taylor brings back the green folklore dress this weekend cause it’s truly the best folklore dress i’m obsessed
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2 years
oh my god the friendship bracelet trade idea for the tour is so fucking adorable i’m obsessed
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11 months
she is never beating the bites people allegations
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i fear i may never recover
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@sedentarysecret
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2 years
what if all 1066 of you responded with I'm voting for Taylor Swift for Artist of the Year at the #AMAs
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2 years
did y’all know you can call someone out without sending them death threats? have some decorum
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2 years
literally addicted to making these bracelets @erasfanproject
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this is soooo funny what if i killed myself
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@sedentarysecret
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11 months
speaking of tshirts can we talk about jbs saintairbrush tshirts cause they’ve always been my favs
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not to be so dramatic but this is just adding to the ‘lesbians are predatory’ rhetoric that’s been circling since the beginning of time like the idea that gay women are incapable of keeping female friendships bc they find women attractive is so gross to still be perpetuating
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can people be normal oh my god (comment is referring to phoebe and julien)
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julien & jo: gayest person in every room you’ve ever been in. and also probably the nicest. you probably flip over beetles when they’re on they’re back.
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33 years ago today a fucking legend was born
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2 years
i was eleven in 2015 yall 😭
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10 months
just took my lexapro, now i’m listening to The Album on my way to the burkenstock store
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wait i just found out literally everybody has to do jury duty imagine your on trial and taylor swift is in the jury like what do u even do in that situation
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my favorite taylor lyrics: an extensive thread
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10 months
this is like two straight years of not being home oh i’d go crazy
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146 dates for The Eras Tour…. I’m never getting over this
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serving cunt vs serving riddles
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as a cd collecter i do not understand vinyl collecting 😞 it’s the same albums but way more expensive what is the point
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xoxo
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this whole acoustic thing pisses me OFF
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every single boygenius photoshoot from this era has been wild like they haven’t been normal a single time in their lives
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y’all are such losers on bgtwt oh my god the amount of ppl i’ve blocked today like holy shit boygenius fans are literally never beating the worms for brains allegations
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2 years
🕯️all my moots who haven’t gotten the email yet will by the end of the day🕯️
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@sedentarysecret
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6 months
too many ppl think the incel community is just men who are unlucky in love when in reality it is full of men who hate and want to hurt and dehumanize women to an extent that their feelings and humanity no longer exist, so why should i grant them what they want to strip me of?
@McNuggetzslut
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women when i tell them that incels are human beings with feelings too:
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@sedentarysecret
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praying for the day y’all realize that having a bush isn’t unhygienic or uncomfortable 😭
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@kabylefem this is not the same thing as waxing or shaving though 😭 idk about yall but i wax for hygiene and comfort
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this is crazy like y’all just gay
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not to be dramatic but if someone used an article about an abuser which included invasive details about my sex life to try and “prove” that i’m lying about my sexuality i would file a restraining order y’all are so weird
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this is the straightest way to go about “dating” another woman
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i feel like this kind of joke isn’t funny especially when so many musicians have passed from overdoses/passed at a young age
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non lesbians shouldn’t say dyke ESPECIALLY hayley williams who has an enormous platform cause now all her asskissers are spreading the whole “guys it’s okay if straight people say dyke ☺️” bullshit like guys i know lesbians are cool and u wanna be us but you can’t 😔 sowwy
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like kind of an ilesbian moment if u ask me!
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this feels so wrong idk why i remember folklore announcement being GINORMOUS
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@sedentarysecret
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no cause she really is willowifying anti hero 😭
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a lesbian has fallen
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I JUST GOT HOME WHAT WERE RHE SURPISE SONGS!!????
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700… besties… SEVEN HUNDRED BESTIES
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imagine if these weren’t even for lavender haze and this is actually like the great war or some shit
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straight women blink twice if you need help
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WHERE IS SHE GOING
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he looks like he just woke up at the grammys and he’s still trying to figure out where he is and what’s going on
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i can’t tell the difference between swifties giving like genuine presale tips and swifties who are giving fake sabotagey presale tips 😭
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omg i’ve been so preoccupied with what i’m going to wear to tour i’ve barely thought about what SHES gonna wear
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y’all hate on me! now but the second the lights go down and you hear ‘i promise that you’ll never find another like me’ on tour you’ll lose your heads
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triple dog dare is lowkey so but i’m a cheerleader coded if u think about it
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making assumptions based off your favorite taylor album: a thread 🧵
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i love u no burden someday ppl will appreciate ur genius
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2 years
@floridabarbietv ugh she wears pink so WELL
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11 months
i’m trying so hard to make a cute jb header this is so horrendous
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2 years
seriously worried the countdown is like a fake out and she wants us to believe it’s just gonna be another remix and then BAM it’s something huge
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