Uni is sitting in your lecture and wondering what on earth the person in front of you is typing

College is skipping one class just so you can catch up in a different class

Me: opens the classroom door The whole class:

"Fuck college" I say as I do all my homework and aim for A's "you know what I don’t even care anymore" I say as I continue to work hard

Nobody: Teachers: the exam isn’t that hard The exam: you walk in the kitchen with no legs and your cousin is boiling fruit loops. she’s a virgin with 8 kids. how old is the neighbors dog?

Every college student knows that there’s a HUGE difference between 11:59 and 12:00

In highschool I woke up at 6am, went to classes for 7 hours, went straight to track practice and ran 8 miles, then went home and did homework without taking a nap... In college I can’t even take a shower without needing a nap

We’re halfway through the semester. Everyone is sick, I’m behind in 6 classes even tho I’m taking 4, and I failed my exam tomorrow. Send help

I love college because people can cry or sleep anywhere and everyone just understands

Me: I’m dropping out Parents: Why?? Me: Couldn’t find parking

“I’m gonna get my homework done early tonight”

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Will I finish the semester or will it finish me? Tune in next week to find out.

only in college can you go to lecture and not pay attention at all but still be proud of yourself because at least you went.

college is a weekly cycle of “i just need to get through this week and everything will be chill next week” and then it’s next week and everything is not chill