"When a clown moves into a palace, he does not become a king. The palace becomes a circus."

Custard have a new single out: “molecules colliding.” Custard is a band originally from Brisbane but now globally distributed and living in the future. Includes brilliant Lo-fi animated music video https://t.co/kSJk0yEwVo Buy all of their stuff. Please 🙏

Linda Reynolds won’t be satisfied that everyone knows how much she supports SA survivors, until she has subpoenaed, bullied, threatened, and legislated against *every* last SA survivor.

Linda Reynolds can prove that Brittany Higgins has “mischaracterises” these proceedings as being an attempt by Senator Reynolds to silence sexual assault survivors (plural) when they are only about one SA survivor. And to prove it, she will subpoena another SA survivor.

Linda Reynolds and her lawyer should accuse Linda Reynolds and her lawyer of conspiring to make it look like Linda Reynolds and her lawyer try to silence victims of crime by trying to silence victims of crime.

Two weeks before his death - Chadwick’s final tweet was in support of @KamalaHarris.

Did our founding comp sci mathematicians get railroaded into thinking in terms of springs and sprockets and chains and belts and loops? And so on to us today ?

Early calculating devices were based on gears and sprockets and wheels and so on. Modular arithmetic featured heavily. Is there a direct descent between those cogs and our present day “for” loops?

Markets are shaken. Airlines grounded. An entire world now holds its breath, a moment of silence for a king among hamsters, as Azurian SREs `grep` hopelessly through `man` files, beads of persp. on every brow.

The chief bugler of Azure Data Centre 1 blows a long and sonorous note on his ceremonial infrasonic bagpipes—audible only to small rodents—but understood at once by every hard-working hamster in that clamouring DC, that this melancholy tone signals, alas, dear Pippy has fallen.

Pippy who so proudly keeping all systems going, through winters and summers — poor poor Pippy has finally breathed his last, and a prolonged global Azure outage has begun. God rest his hamsterous soul.

This just in — hearing various reports that Pippy has died. Yes, Pippy, that brave little hamster who for the last 8 years, despite his aging knee joints, has been bravely running and running on that tiny wheel in the centre of Azure Data Centre 1, rack 1, machine 1;

One of the great things about @timesnapper is that we also offer support in Icelandic. It catches 50% of us by surprise when it happens but it happens.

15/15 stars in 18 moves today in #additional ⭐3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ https://t.co/ihgBy4NNlC

Working on my treatise “how I learned to stop worrying and embrace the enshitification”

I have a custom powershell syntax highlighter (written in powershell) that I use quite a lot. I "open-sourced" it yesterday -- https://t.co/YDvzJVijsz #powershell

Major new version of NimbleText - NimbleText 4.0 - is outnow. https://t.co/pWIT5plxBA (Release notes here: https://t.co/TX4MNBDCUa)

Mastodon is fun, eom https://t.co/9LBrOaX2AD

"When a clown moves into a palace, he does not become a king. The palace becomes a circus."

I made a CSS-only Minecraft clone again... But this time in 3D! No JavaScript here either, just 40,000 lines of auto-generated HTML radio buttons and labels combined with some CSS :has() magic. Play the game: https://t.co/OcZLRc4FCL View the source code: https://t.co/KDAk5zJZmf

Your move, George Boole.