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''Superb Parodist'' -- The New York Times. Digital craftsman & curator. Brevity = Soul of Wit. Exploring Svelte. Protect the immunocompromised. #FlyEaglesFly

ex-Philly, but still nearby
Joined March 2007
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Seaη O
8 years
"SENATOR, I'd like to provide a believably human response."
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Seaη O
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🖕🏻 🧊 ➡️ 🦅 #FlyEaglesFly
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@esjesjesj
evan loves worf
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The fact that we see her turn the wheel to the right means HE sees her turn the wheel to the right. It means he knew his life wasn’t in danger
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@cturnbull1968
Turnbull
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It’s real simple. If the driver wanted to run over the ICE agent, she’d have driven straight. Instead, she had the wheel fully turned and the cop pulled the trigger, from the corner of the hood and actually leaned in to do it. He executed her.
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@KeiPritsker
Kei Pritsker
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The footage clearly shows Renee Nicole Good trying to wave the ICE agent's car ahead, which completely undermines DHS's narrative that she intended to "kill the ICE agent"
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Seaη O
10 days
They're ALL. LYING.
@micah_erfan
Micah
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Now that we have the full footage, ICE's narrative has completely evaporated. This woman was clearly trying to flee, not trying to hit anyone. https://t.co/7lhCHgrYad
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@hodgetwins
Hodgetwins
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Trump telling everybody this dude is “recovering in the hospital” is crazy as hell
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@Eagles
Philadelphia Eagles
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Let's keep the DOUBLE VOTES going! RETWEET for a chance to win this jersey signed by Jordan Mailata 👏 #WPMOYChallenge X Jordan Mailata Rules: https://t.co/H7m4K1nrxR
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@Eagles
Philadelphia Eagles
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DOUBLE VOTE DAY ‼️ RETWEET for a chance to win this football signed by Jordan Mailata. #WPMOYChallenge X Jordan Mailata Rules:    https://t.co/H7m4K1nrxR
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@AwesomeNewsom
Governor Newsom Press Office (parody)
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I AM RENAMING THE FOLLOWING: GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE WILL BE GOLDEN GAVIN BRIDGE, STATUE OF LIBERTY WILL BE STATUE OF LIBERALS, TRUMP'S COLOGNE WILL BE SENILE SPICE, HIS BALLROOM WILL BE AMERICA'S PORTA POTTY, NEW YEAR'S EVE WILL BE NEWSOM YEAR'S EVE, AND TRUMP WILL BE GAVIN'S B****.
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@PhilaFanCentral
Eagles Fan Central
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15 years ago today - 12/19/2010 Down 31-10 at the Meadowlands with 8 minutes left, Michael Vick explodes - 3 total TD and over 100 rushing yards in the 4th quarter Then the DeSean Jackson in a 31-31 game with 14 seconds left… One of the greatest days 🦅 https://t.co/6SrR9zXvOG
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@WalshFreedom
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“EVERYTHING IS GREAT, AND IT’S ALL BIDEN’S FAULT,” he yelled.
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Seaη O
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GTFO my TV with lying shouty sniffling grandpa and this firehose of bullshit. Somebody knows the Epstein files release deadline is Friday!
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@AdamParkhomenko
Adam Parkhomenko
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Rob Reiner on the murder of Charlie Kirk. Bookmark this.
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@marthagimbel
Martha Gimbel
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Bad guy with a gun stopped by a good guy without a gun
@australian
The Australian
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The man who wrestled a firearm from an alleged gunman at Bondi Beach has been identified by Seven News as a 43-year-old Sutherland fruit-shop owner. Seven News reports he was shot twice, in his hand and shoulder. He was in surgery on Sunday night. A relative told Seven news the
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Seaη O
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Good Lord. Rob & Michele Reiner were **stabbed to death by their own son**. Fukk this guy to infinity and beyond.
@AdamKinzinger
Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦
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The most classless human on the planet ladies and gents
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@MLB
MLB
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Kyle Schwarber is officially returning to the @Phillies 💪 Repost and reply for your chance to win this autographed @Topps card!
@MLB
MLB
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Phillies, DH Kyle Schwarber reportedly agree to 5-year deal, per multiple reports including MLB's @Feinsand. (MLB x @CohnReznick)
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@LaneJohnson65
Lane Johnson
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🚨 Fan Love 🚨 RT for a chance to win my 2 TICKETS to the Raiders game this Sunday & an exclusive Philly Special Christmas plushies set! 🎄🏈🎟 Appreciate y'all for your support - you truly are the best. 🙌 #ProBowlVote @lanejohnson65 @jordan_mailata
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Seaη O
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I've been a Jalen Hurts supporter for a long time. But as of right now, it's clear that he is the problem. #FlyEaglesFly
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@JoshReynolds24
Josh Reynolds
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🦅 BIRDS GAMEDAY TRADITION 🦅 We’ve got Monday night football in LA & we need some good juju BADLY! When the Birds beat the Chargers, someone will win a Birds jersey of their choice! To win: 1) Like & Retweet 2) Follow @JoshReynolds24 3) Drop a Go Birds! Winner selected
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@Shabba_Brooks
Brooksy
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Lane Johnson heading to the locker room #eagles
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