So last week, the news was the economy is doing brilliantly. Now, because of a job growth report that said we gained 150,000 jobs instead of 220,000 jobs, the economy is apparently on the edge of disaster and the stock market is tanking. It all makes little sense to me.

And I'm definitely going to get a new author photo before too long. I think I look about the same, but that one is getting to be about 5 years old or so. A little long in the tooth.

I have a new website, https://t.co/BBkqDSVwac. Still a work in progress, but check it out if you'd like. I'm going to try to be more active both on X and on my blog, just in terms of talking about random things that interest or amuse me.

My new novel, Confessions, comes out on 11/29. The first official review from Kirkus really makes me happy. Take a peak, though the review does contain quite a few spoilers . . . https://t.co/NdjDSb9FEd

My new novel, The Feast of Panthers, gets released today. This is a historical dark fantasy novel starring Oscar Wilde. Buy a copy or two . . . or five. https://t.co/M228sv5y7S https://t.co/ZPi05zZtTQ https://t.co/6wmZ8KzxCQ #rebelsatori

That Ivermectin is one hell of a drug. I took some for my erectile dysfunction and now I'm back up and at it like a 10 month old pony. Dr. Rogan says that if I keep taking it, I'll eventually be hung like a horse too! I might even attract the attention of Aaron Rodgers!!

Lose weight or just learn Photoshop? Weight loss? Photoshop? Weight loss? Photoshop? Photoshop. I'd rather do apps than reps.

We've signed @Joshua_Viola & @seaneadswriter to Classic Monsters Unleashed. Their creepy, twisted short story “Diminished Seventh" is based on the silent horror film The Hands of Orlac. You can read it when Classic Monsters Unleashed publishes on 7.12.22 https://t.co/HgaPYGF5gS

It's a losing battle, but I keep trying to explain to people there's a huge difference between laziness and lethargy. But is that crucial distinction ever made on my work performance appraisals? Nooooooo!

I think I want to be reincarnated as a vending machine. People giving me money to put out would be a nice change of pace over my current existence.

I bought my house because the realtor told me it had "good bones." I assumed he meant structure, but when I started finding one set of human remains after another in the back yard, a creeping suspicion set in . . .

I think I caught the Covid Delta Dawn variant. My accent has developed a definite twang and, suddenly, all the folks around Brownsville are saying I'm crazy.

I know the feeling. I dropped .5 lbs doing Keto, and suddenly all the flags in Colorado were at half-mast over my loss. https://t.co/EEUzR4hmsx

Had a dream I was Frodo in Lord of the Rings, and got into a big argument with Galadriel when she tried to give me Lembas bread because it wasn't low carb.

As the main character in my life story, I'd expect to have at least a tiny bit of plot armor to protect me. Alas, no.

I've taken to carrying one Viagra pill in my shirt pocket, right above my heart. I think of it as cosplaying as a sexual Barney Fife.

Apparently one of the characteristics of a meme stock is that "they're ripe for a short squeeze." This leads to a very simple logic puzzle: All memes stocks are ripe for a short squeeze. I am also ripe for a short squeeze. I am also a meme stock.

Making It Up with Sean Eads, author of Lord Byron's Prophecy https://t.co/qZ91kKCLXI via @YouTube

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I'll be reading from Trigger Point on Tuesday, April 18th, at the Tattered Cover on Colfax at 7PM. Hope to see you there!